Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan
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At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
My guy looking like a goofball henchman in Johnny Dangerously
Dandi and Pandi have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration
How tense am I vis a vis the Knicks? I’m wearing socks on my hands to prevent me chewing on my fingers.
Update: Emergence postponed. Still shivering and achy. Markedly evitable. Worried I got a bit over my skis with this back tattoo.
Going through old screenshots and came across this Girls5Eva classic.
Duncan Robinson’s stupid mustache makes him look like a prohibition era gangster, as drawn by Matt Groening.
In the words of our lord and savior, it is finished. Immediately adding this to my LinkedIn profile. #greatsaunter
COMING SOON: Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse #greatsaunter
I have now listened to all of the basketball podcasts. #greatsaunter
Just hit the halfway mark. It will never not be nuts to me that this is in Manhattan. #greatsaunter
Mile 10. Lower legs becoming slightly annoyed. #greatsaunter
7:54am. My 2nd #greatsaunter begins. Why am I doing this for a second time? I crave pain and discomfort!
Excited to announce that this 90s nickelodeon ass looking frozen pizza has changed the lazy dinner game.
Closed for renovations, but still pretty cool in my book.
Sorry, don’t trust “mild taste“ shit. Maybe it’s the Catholic in me, but if it doesn’t hurt, it’s not getting the job done.
