Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P

@clairezagorski

PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella Shop: pinpenmerger.etsy.com Venmo: claireifc

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Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 14

This is a pretty famous x-ray of someone who had their feet up on the dash during a collision. This is a SEVERE injury that requires a lot of physical therapy after you heal from extensive surgery. Please just pull over and take a stretch break if you need to!

An x-ray of a pelvis showing badly broken and dislocated femurs, the large bone in the thigh.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 12

As a diva from Texas, Foxy Naloxy is (of course) sporting her blinged out pink cowboy hat today.

A plush naloxone bottle with a smiley face, wearing a little pink cowboy hat with a blinged out band.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 12

Methadone is for the hotties and the cool kids, and that means you 🥹💕

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 12

this is why I say that democratic strategy consultants should be marooned on an island together

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 8

These antique porcelain measuring vessels are gorgeous and so chic holding a bouquet of flowers, but also HOW would these have been readable for actual measuring?

A bouquet of pink roses in a container that looks like a porcelain vase. It flares out a little at the top. There are markings on the side in gold to measure liquid ounces, like a flask.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 7

sneak peek 👀 of something on the way! The shade of blue will be darker (a truer royal blue) but otherwise it’s the same.

A screengrab of an order for a new pin. It’s going to be a gold pin with blue enamel, and the shape of an award ribbon. Text on it reads “survived touching fentanyl”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 5

I’m working through my backstock of custom vintage pieces! (Aka, the stuff I needed to get posted to the Etsy but has been at the mercy of my ADHD…) Today’s contender is this amazing 1970s fever dream of a cookie jar, reimagined as an edibles jar. Very functional! pinpenmerger.etsy.com

My hand is holding a shoebox-sized cream colored plastic cookie jar. It has a faux wood knob on the lid and a decorative image of mushrooms, onions, and herbs on the front. In a groovy 70s font is the word “Edibles”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 4

I was very on the fence about letting this one go, but I decided to do it - The Lexapro butterfly container is listed for sale! It’s beautiful *and* normalizes SSRI use. If your brain doesn’t make enough serotonin on its own, store bought is fine! www.etsy.com/listing/4532...

My hand holding a white glass container with a pointed lid. The container has a painted butterfly and floral design wrapping around it, and the word “Lexapro” in a black olde English script.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 4

Dearest Beautiful Brits: Your feelings about AC are, of course, valid. But the summers are only getting hotter. Your elders are baking and don’t have the physical capacity to handle it. AC is an appliance. That’s it. Dubai is awful for many reasons beyond HVAC infrastructure.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jul 2

“all this girl do is drugs and get on my nerves” is my new stim, you’re free to adopt it as well

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 29

You want to see what taking the lords name in vain actually looks like

A headline from the Texas Tribune:

Gov. Greg Abbott vetoes funding for federal summer lunch program
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Abbott cited uncertainty over federal funding of the program as his reason for rejecting the state's participation. An estimated 3.75 million children statewide would have qualified.

A headline from the Texas Tribune:

Mandated Bible stories for Texas public schools approved after Friday's vote on reading lists
The Republican-led State Board of Education is also poised to authorize a rewrite of Texas' K-8 social studies lessons that minimize racial, geographic and cultural diversity.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 29

I’m holding off on ordering anything bulky for the shop until I’ve moved, but I’ve decided that the next plushies for the collection will be buprenorphine and PrEP! What other drugs would you like to see? The idea is a celebration of important-but-maligned medicines.

Two plush toys leaning against one another on a sofa. Both are medicine bottles. One is a methadone bottle and the other is a vial of naloxone. Both have happy smiley faces.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 26

Carry naloxone! Everyone! You too! pinpenmerger.etsy.com/listing/4528...

A hot pink t shirt on a mannequin head. A gold chain necklace is laying over the shirt. It has two words on the chain: “carry” and “naloxone”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 25

🧘‍♀️

A white glass jar with a butterfly and flowers painted on it. In black script, it reads “Lexapro”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 24

POPPERS SHIRT ALERT. I’m selling the poppers shirt! It’s too big on me and the company has a terrible return policy. It’s a short sleeved sweater with Rush poppers bottles. I’m obviously ordering the right size, bc poppers shirt. posh.mk/nsnEZH5Ee4b

A black short sleeved sweater with a crewneck. It has a print of yellow bottles with a red lightning bolt on each and a red cap.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 23

New product listed! This is a grinder for the *kitchen* for grinding *herbs* like oregano and rosemary idk why you’re winking at me like that. Cutie lil baby faux cake but make it functional.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 23

The soothing power of making keychains is unparalleled

A string of beads on a wire reading “carry naloxone”

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 23

I’m moving and I’m not taking these mugs with me! Buy them! Take them away! They’re super cool! They’re stoneware, which is that heavier/denser material. They last longer, are harder to break, and distribute heat evenly. They’re dishwasher and microwave safe, too! pinpenmerger.etsy.com

A photo of my hand holding a white coffee mug with an image of three kitten sitting on a tree branch. Text reads “dogs are great, but cats won’t show the cops where your drugs are.”

This is set on a hot pink flyer. Other text on the flyer reads “GET THIS MUG.
IT'S ONLY $8 AND IT'S COOL.”

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 22

These have been so much fun to make. Also, it’s very difficult to paint a (perceived) straight line over a face. Fun + challenging = why art rocks.

A photo of two busts of David. So a white plaster man head. One has been painted to look like David Bowie, with a red and blue lightning bolt. The other has been painted like a juggalo.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 19

Always remember:

A porcelain plate with pink roses painted on the edges. In black script, it reads “don’t let the cat out or the cops in”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 18

Cutie lil tea plates but make it spicy

My hand holding a plate which reads “abolish ICE” in black vinyl.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 18

Cool kids hate ICE. These plates are available! All three are cutie little saucers from (probably) the early 60s. Upcycled with spicy language about our least favorite modern-day secret police. pinpenmerger.etsy.com/listing/4524...

Three saucers sitting on a countertop. They have pretty little purple flowers painted on the edges. One reads “abolish ICE”, one reads “prosecute ICE” and the last reads “fuck ICE”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 18

I’m clearing out some samples! These deny/defend/depose necklaces are up for grabs. Stainless steel, 18” + a 2” extender. pinpenmerger.etsy.com/listing/4523...

A photo of a metal necklace draped on a necklace mannequin bust thing. The necklace is a brass color. Text in the chain reads “deny defend depose”.

A photo of a metal necklace draped on a necklace mannequin bust thing. The necklace is a silver color. Text in the chain reads “deny defend depose”.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 17

Once upon a time, SAMHSA issued a “dear colleague” letter. In it, they took shots at overdose prevention hotlines. These shots were not based in fact, evidence, or even a facsimile of reality, but were instead political. Anyway, I made a shirt about that letter, and as of today, it’s raised $1100.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 17

The Big 12 filing a federal complaint against Texas Tech and Ken Paxton, prompted by Ken Paxton overplaying his hand, resulting in Tech losing their prize player has put a pep in my step. It’s the sweetness in my spring air. The skip in my step. It’s the sparkle in my eye and the song in the air.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 15

It’s also owned by two white guys who have never cooked before but nevertheless got shocking amounts of VC funding.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 14

The DRC’s fit for the World Cup is INSANE. 😱🤯🥰

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 12

With limited exception: - veggies are at their best when tossed in oil, seasonings of your choice, and roasted at 425 for as long as it takes to make them fork tender - fruit is at its best when eaten with Tajín

A platter of various fruits, all sprinkled with tajín. (A seasoning that’s a mix of chili, salt, and dehydrated lime crystals.)

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 12

me when someone suggests I move to Europe

Two faces shown side by side. One is Ariana Grande and one is the guy from Hot Ones. They both look unhappy and uncomfortable and are making pained expressions.

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski· Jun 12

Stop hiring podcasters to do panel moderation. This was deeply cringe.