Counterpoint:

"4D Chess" ✔️ *takes drink*

Update

Tom Cruise was 64 when he appeared in Digger. It's never too late to start acting.

Putting on clean black trousers to visit the white hair dispensing cat might have been a mistake

YES! I win at counting rice!

Second favourites and counting #football

Just Brighton spending £46 million on a 19 year old. What is happening? #football

It's always #Caturday somewhere in the world

Looks like we *are* in fact favourites for our semifinal #football

"You've had a great world cup so we're going to name a sea slug after you" Not entirely sure how I'd take that tbh

Gotta say, the betting public is more confident than I am #football

I'm going for 1: Victor 2: Donna 3: Jade With a shout out to Randall and Elgin for some reason

Face I'm submitting for my BlueSky verification

Hydration Break

FFS Alan, you're not supposed to say it out loud. Especially not before we've even played the quarter-final. You've jinxed it now. #football

"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"

What horror movie image haunts you?

Sports Hedgehog Doorstop

#football

I am sold

I like that he was in a film in 2004 in which he played "Second Cart Driver". Number two even in fiction. www.imdb.com/title/tt0306...

Adding Greggs to this list. I *may* have used them previously but VERY rarely.

"Nobody told me how much football there would be in this job. Will it never end?" #football

Honestly, who needs the world cup when you have a behind-closed-doors friendly against King's Lynn #ncfc

CHASING BACK FROM JURASEK ALERT #ncfc I can almost taste the trophy parade next May

And then there was one. Norwich's world cup hopes on the shoulders of supersub Ali Ahmed #ncfc

I always assumed this was a film about climate change