Collin Murr

@collinmurr

Writer. I host game shows sometimes.

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Collin Murr@collinmurr· 14d

An actual image from a grad school video I had to watch. Why is he posing like he’s a guest star on Soap?

Harry Aponte, A.C.S.W. posing dramatically, with his name in yellow text

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 21d

Veggie tales characters with text above them: A Veggie Tales Crucifixion: A New Meaning to Cross Pollination

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 23d

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. The Department of Water and Power is diverting water.

Poster for Chinatown, with Jack Nicholson as Jake Gittes and the face of Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) surrounded by smoke.

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 23d

Found Nancy Mace’s garden

Garden at the Dwight Eisenhower farm, with three plantings labeled “beans”

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 25d

All of these notes are about the same film I just watched for the first time. First person to guess it wins (No cheating if I've already talked to you about it).

Black text white background:

This movie feels like a parody of old movies on the Carol Burnett Show, and I mean that as the highest praise
*The Andy Griffith Show directed by David Lynch
*Like if The Great Gatsby was written by drag queens
*Annie for sociopaths
*Sunset Boulevard if Norma Demond got Christmas Carol-ed
*Citizen Kane if his last word was “alcoholism”
*The Birdcage but somehow gayer

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 27d

Can you separate the Jimmy Buffett songs from the tropical cocktails? @farttotable.bsky.social and @painapple130.bsky.social are going to try their best! You never know what you'll get asked on The Order of Things!

Collin Murr@collinmurr· 27d

Not to be confused with the Hey-T Department of War

Paulie and Tony on The Sopranos.

Text: Hey, T.

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 13

Sam Neill was such a great actor and human being that any time John Carpenter went on an all-time hater rant against Chevy Chase, he would pause to gush about how much he loved Neill.

Black text, white background: Carpenter continued, “God, I don’t want to talk about why, but let’s just say there were personalities on that film. He shall not be named who needs to be killed. No, no, no, that’s terrible. He needs to be set on fire. No, no, no. Anyway, it’s all fine. I survived it.”

While not naming that individual, the “Halloween” auteur then clarified that Neill, for one, is a “terrific actor, I love working with him” and compared Neill’s acting style to that of Kurt Russell. “He comes prepared. He knows what he’s going to do,” Carpenter said. “He reacts to other actors who are there. I mean, he’s just a dream come true.”

It gave me a chance to make a quasi-serious movie. But Chevy Chase, Sam Neill — who I love and had a longtime friendship with — and Warner Bros. … I worked for them, and it was pleasant. No, it wasn’t pleasant at all. I’m lying to you. It was a horror show. I really wanted to quit the business after that movie. God, I don’t want to talk about why, but let’s just say there were personalities on that film … he shall not be named who needs to be killed. No, no, no, that’s terrible. He needs to be set on fire. No, no, no. Anyway, it’s all fine. I survived it.

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 12

Mitch McConnell has uploaded a picture of today's newspaper to show proof of life

Mitch McConnell (alive, allegedly) in a hospital bed, next to his wife, holding a Looney Tunes Tortoise and the Hare newspaper

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 11

Cecil the Turtle in place of Black Phillip, with Jonas and Mercy in The Witch (2015)

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 10

Late '70s game shows were really just making it up as they went along. "In this round ... um... do an impression. If the host can't figure it out, you lose." "Well that's not..." "Clock's ticking!"

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 9

Sometimes as a trivia host, a contestant gives you a perfect setup completely by coincidence.

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 7

"So, funny story: Ringo's actually my favorite."

YouTube link: Johnpaul George | Exclusive Interview | Sargakshetra 89.6 FM | SK Hotspot:

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 7

Now Democrats, what have we learned from the Graham Plantner ordeal?

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 6

Dorothy when everyone is leaving the room, but she’s still rambling about her Oz dream

Taylor swift fan account saying “Pat Monahan from Train was there” with accompanying video of Pat and his wife

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jul 1

Americans may call it shrinkage, but the Scots call it

Waterfall detail from a website. The falls are called "Wee Water Willy"

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 29

Causes you to watch this movie

Poster for the Ed Wood movie The Sinister Urge

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 26

If you see this, post an archer

Jerome Cowan as Miles Archer in The Maltese Falcon

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 24

First official look at Tom Cruise’s makeup in ‘DIGGER’

Character in a Nixon mask and holding a gun in POINT BREAK

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 24

Aww that's sweet; someone made the castle from the cover of The Little Mermaid

an extremely phallic sandcastle on the cover of the Lake County Ohio Travel & Tourism Guide

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 22

Who’s your favorite movie dad?

Brian Cox and Edward Norton sitting at a table in a tavern in 25th Hour

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 19

The movie Etan Cohen and Joel Cohen would make together

Cars outside the grocery store Bargain F Inc

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 17

“Same stuff in Bruce Springsteen’s bag but blander and whiter”

YouTube video: Jack Antonoff: What’s in My Bag

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 15

Coming soon: The Order of Things Tournament of Champions. See if our champs can match the Disney parental guide to the movie! If you would like to be a contestant on a future episode, send me a DM!

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 13

What did they do to Wolf Blitzer?

Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, and Dakota Fanning at Disclosure Day screening with a “Steven Spielberg” popcorn bucket

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 12

If you're curious about what Club Chalamet is up to, she's dumped Timothee in favor of her new hobby: Islamophobia

Simon Cromer tweet: How the mighty have fallen. I’m glad I have a new hobby.

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 11

"No, Liz, it's not Evan Almighty. It's Ethan Almighty, a movie about a rescue dog. Kelsey Grammer plays the Governor of Kentucky. I'm the voice of the dog."

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 10

Quoteskeet with something you randomly screenshotted (with alt text) This cursed interaction:

Twitter exchange:
Decoded: How did you find this gem
Anarie Witt: Jeff Tiedrich substack

Collin Murr@collinmurr· Jun 8

“Yes, everyone is saying Nixon 4. I think they want me to run again.”

Richard Nixon on the phone in the Oval Office

Collin Murr@collinmurr· May 31

Film Twitter's favorite reaction in an alternate universe