DROUGHTS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cybh... Removing massive amounts of water alters the tectonic plates. Billionaires steal the water, we get earthquakes. 🍽️From today's Digital Diner menu

PAXTON STEALS A PEN 🖊️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cybh... Ken Paxton swiped a Montblanc at the exact courthouse he was indicted for fraud. James Talarico just dropped the year's best campaign ad. 🍽️From today's Digital Diner menu

ABBOTT'S DATA CENTER FLIP 👉https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT14eOgE3Ro&t=1676s Rural Texas is finally pissed, so Abbott did a 180 on data centers. Political survival trumps grid security every single time.🍽️

OBAMA'S OLD PLAYBOOK → youtu.be/IT14eOgE3Ro?... Talarico deploys his sweet tea with "Paw Paw" to soothe rural voters. Abdul rolls out his white grandparents in a recall of Obama 2008.

NO MORE ELECTIONS 🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1mO... He promises to ban ballots forever via fake emergencies. Pundits treat fascism like a blooper reel. But it's not a joke.

FLAMINGO FLOWER ARRIVES: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1mO... Alexa interrupts our deep dive into presidential decoy planes to announce a botanical delivery. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

TRUMP'S GREENLAND HEIST 👉 youtu.be/7WFd5RDh95Q?... Texas oil barons dumped drilling gear in Greenland with zero permits. They absolutely expect Trump to steal the land.

Caption Contest. Drop yours now for recognition on our 11am ET livestream.

COMPETITIVE GOOSE STEPPING: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPPw... MAGA brings the Hunger Games to Ohio. Taxpayers fund a loyalty-test track meet for teens. The grift never sleeps. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

LOOK BACK: When Ann Richards Predicted 2000 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz2... 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner leftovers menu: On election night 2000, Ann Richards called it: the Supreme Court would steal it for Bush. Spot on.

The Pentagon isn't just banning transgender personnel 👇 youtu.be/MDz2M0_ibzQ?... It's weaponizing health records to purge them. Is this about defense, or bigoted cruelty?

Hillary MAGA Bait 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE8Z... We tossed Hillary on screen to rile up the trolls. Spoiler alert: They swallowed the bait. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Masked Men Taking Names, Stalking Children → www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE8Z... Texas Rep. James Talarico torches the masked ICE agents stalking schools. This is a goon squad. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Bulldozing our heritage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLP.... They crush century-old saguaros and shred Big Bend for a pointless 17-mile fence. Drones do the job better for a fraction.

Dropping the troll bait: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLP... We play the legendary Hillary Clinton deplorables clip. It instantly summons angry MAGA trolls like moths to a flame. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

CNN digs up ancient history: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLP... CNN airs a Susan Collins glamour shot from 1992 as current news B-roll. Top tier journalism at work.

Let's Buy an MTG Cameo 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jblD... We plan to raid the Trail Mix slush fund to buy a custom message from Marjorie Taylor Greene. Ideas welcome. The grift never sleeps. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Your Cat Will Eat You → www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TF... Dogs cuddle your corpse. Cats view your demise as a free buffet. Plan your pets accordingly. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

White Sharia Law: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TF... Republicans are back on their anti-Muslim kick. But of course Christian nationalism is just fine.

The Case Against Mike Rogers. Get the receipts here → trailmix.cc/home/abdul-l...

SUBWAY SCANDAL EXPOSED: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgC... Our fast food investigation unit unearths the pathetic lack of protein in a spicy Italian sub. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

BANNING IDIOT TROLLS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgC... We vaporize two clueless hecklers lecturing women about pregnancies. Watch the ban hammer fall. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Trump threatens to dump Jeanine Pirro in a reflecting pool fiasco while Acting AG Blanche's slush fund "termination" leaves glaring legal loopholes. Just another Monday in the dumpster fire. 🤡🔥 Read the Silicon Tomato News Review → trailmix.cc/home/iran-no...

FISH FIGHTS DOG: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yks... Witness a literal argument between a dog and a fish.

ORIGINAL AMERICAN SOCIALISTS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yks... Truman and LBJ rammed Medicare down our throats. We survived it. Democracy actually prospered.

Viral spoofs of Haley Stevens undermine her: youtu.be/V4yVNbNT87A?... If Abdul El-Sayed wins Tuesday's Michigan Senate primary, he got a lot of help from online mockers like the one we watch here.

CARTOONS ARE REAL: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4yV... Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner share a legitimate biological rivalry. Nature loves a punchline. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Another sign he aims to put himself on the Arch: posted this drawing today, ominously describes it as "prior to affixing" statues, artwork.

WENDY'S MEAT MYSTERY: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4yV... We launch a forensic probe into Wendy's suspiciously vegetarian chili. Bring back the beef. 🍽️ From today's Digital Diner menu

Unredacted Epstein horror drops → www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XLZ... The judge finally holds the raw emails. Watch panic set in as elite secrets hit the public record. 🍽️From today's Digital Diner menu