No cheating post your lock screen

You might not like it, but this is what "going outside in Portland" looks like. #wildfire #apocalypse

I absolutely MUST recommend "Murder by Memory" by Olivia Waite. A cozy, interstellar murder mystery that takes only hours to read; you really have no excuse not to give it a try. Waite's prose is precise, purposeful, and beautiful. I do believe she may be a new favorite author. #booksky #mystery

#FuckICE #TheBoneDoor 📖

How have I been sleeping on #VinceStaples ???

PHX vamos!

Of course, my mistake!

Happy titty Tuesday!

Fox News tryna scare me but I'm like 👀 👀 👀 I need to join the DSA. #democraticsocialists

#gallmaker #wasp #thimbleberry Thank you for subscribing to thimbleberry facts! 🤣

#oregon #foraging #thimbleberry

Please don't do coke in the bathroom.

Help! I'm getting sucked into Argentine indie rock!

Tummy Tuesday

Portland's 9/11

Never saw this movie but this is what they called me in college:

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

Saw this on a bumper sticker and it absolutely made my day, but I couldn't think of anyone I could share it with that would get the joke. So I submit to you:

When you're on vacation and the couple across the bar is looking at you like this:

Just pre-ordered Free Spirits by CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso and I'm so stoked! If you haven't heard it yet, imagine K-pop completely remained into something deeply Latin American. Can't imagine that? Then give it a listen.

Flowers from the scars

Hairs? Cut ✅️

Y'all... what!? Two news videos, both posted 1 hour ago. In one, Trump claims the US is withdrawing from Iran. In the other, he says that conflict will escalate. This man is cometely bonkers. We as a society need to stop listening to anything he says.

Oh fine have some dick. #fcf

Sure, it's supposed to be eff-cee-eff, but I'm not beholden to y'alls social constructs. 🤪 I present: Full Belly Friday

Snagged the Target version myself! Though I was very tempted by the Bad World liquid-filled.