Dandy fuc|<-the-pedophiles Farnsworth 🏳️🌈
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I am disgusted by and ashamed of the GOP. #RESIST I don't use spwllcheck, and my typo game is string.
😱 Oh, wait. nvm. (She knew exactly what she was doing setting up like this.)
Assuming the driver is MAGA, so the license should read PREY OFTN.
This is why cars now remind you as you're getting out to be sure you have everything.
Because of a heat warning or LACK of interest and attendance?
If there were ever a time for the U.S. Government to issue a three-dollar bill, this profile is the sole reason to do so.
Looking to purchase garish home decor. Where can I find some?
It's official: home decor has run out of ideas.
How many abortions have women he's had sex with had to get?
Saw this in the parking lot and the Freedom Gummy Bears in the store. I weep for you, America.
The office of Dwight K. Schrute, assistant regional manager.
Anything can be a toy once; twice if the ER gives it back to you.
Holy shit, Duo, you look like hell!
Congratulations, America! You're aligned with the axis! Europe, we're counting on YOU!
Attention in the boarding area. I'm just a few moments, we'll begin boarding MAGA Airlines, flight 54, to 1956. Passengers wearing genuine MAGA attire can board at their leisure.
Jesus perched atop these fake books keeping an eye on the Hampton Inn lobby
This is all that comes up on Netflix for me. Anyone else getting it?
My 80-year-old absolutely cannot send me home without something. Mmm, all jelly beans that have hardened because no are them.
Servings question: I have about a half cup of cream cheese frosting left after frosting a cake. Should I even bother putting what's left in a smaller dish or just leave it in the mixing bowl?
Woah! Look at the time! It's Epstein o'clock. Have checked on your Republicans?
"Breakfast" syrup? Ima eat some for lunch and see what happens.