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Dave Probert

@daveprobert

He/Him. Occasional podcaster, writer, and doodler. Sci-fi & fantasy fan, predominantly Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who, Blake's 7 and Star Trek.

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Dave Probert@daveprobert· 13d

Rewatching Deep Space Nine has led to this happening.

A pen and ink drawing of an alpaca dressed in a Bajoran head dress and earring with the title "Kai Alpaca"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· 15d

QTP with a proof of life photo more believable than Mitch McConnell's

Photo of the film Weekend at Bernie's with two young men holding up an obvious corpse.

Dave Probert@daveprobert· 25d

Andy Burnham unveils his Minister of AI

A photo of a spherical Amazon Echo device

Dave Probert@daveprobert· 28d

Looks like I get try bust this out again

White text on a black background with "Dr Sam Becket never returned home" with "Dr Sam Becket" crossed out and replaced with the word "Football"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jul 10

Legend tells of a hero who will rise in our greatest hour of need.

The man from the Gaviscon advert who sings about diarrhoea.

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 24

Me for the rest of this week.

The blue, shimmering, force ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi sitting in the swamps of Degobah talking to Luke Skywalker and saying "He's more hydration break than man now"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 23

Blake's 7 title card "Diarrhoeeeeaaa! By Ben Steed"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 8

Futurama title card "The Sea Devils Stunt Work by HAVOC"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 6

K9 & Company title card "Frank from Hellraiser gets owned by a robot dog"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 4

Make a Doctor Who title less scary

3rd Doctor title card "Dave of the Daleks"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 4

Make a Doctor Who title less scary

3rd Doctor title card "Terry of the Autons"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 4

Make a Doctor Who title less scary.

7th Doctor title card "The Purse of Fenric"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Jun 3

This fantastic 5th Doctor pin badge by @jamiebgall.co.uk arrived today and looks lovely on my jacket.

A diamond shaped pin badge depicting the collar and lapels of the 5th Doctor costume next to another badge of a Victorian lamp post.

A close-up photo of the diamond shaped pin badge depicting the collar and lapels of the 5th Doctor costume.

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

6th Doctor title card "The Catharsis of Spurious Morality"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

4th Doctor title card "The Horror of Spatchcock"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

15th Doctor title card "Fenric but he's a giant CGI ballbag now for some reason"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

2nd Doctor title card "Social awkwardness of the Daleks"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

Let's get the obvious one done.

3rd Doctor title card "Russell Tovey fucks a fish"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

3rd Doctor title card "Diarrhoeaaaa-aa!"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 28

As a tribute to the great @artofdannydavies.bsky.social

4th Doctor title card saying "Doctor Who and the C*unt what punches people"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 23

The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the word "Diarrheaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 23

The starship Enterprise flying alongside a comet and the words "Riker's Dick Creates an Interplanetary Incident - part XII"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 23

Deep Space Nine space station with the words "Fuck Chief O'Brien"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 23

Spock's Brain could have been much worse if they went with the first draft.

The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the words "Spock's Testilces"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 13

"Got a date tonight" "Really? Where are you taking her?" "Oh, the usual place"

A shop front with a sign saying "The Old Pulling Shed"

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 10

For my birthday @lajellybean.bsky.social turned one of my upbeat doodles into a real thing and I have been so lost for words about it all day.

Pen sketches of supportive marshmallows saying "we believe in you" and "you can do it"

Crocheted supportive marshmallows in their own presentation box like they are something you can buy.

Dave Probert@daveprobert· May 5

The entire Royale with cheese exchange from Pulp Fiction in the Burger King font between two buns

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Apr 18

I've just checked and yes, it is a rapier.

Photo of a rapier sword

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Apr 15

My current writing setup.

A typewriter with paper in it and typed pages next to it.

Dave Probert@daveprobert· Apr 12

Three imagine of a professor getting older and becoming a skeleton from Doctor Who: City of Death