psi φ

@dpsisquared

psi | she/her | old #dimileth 💙💚 fanfic and FE3H fixation | forcing artists to draw Byleth Eisner since 2022 I write & repost NSFW AO3: https://arch iveofourown.org/users/dpsisquared I block a lot to curate my tl, nothing personal | pfp @felidre

465 Folgt548 Follower6.451 Posts

YouTube Website Bluesky

adult writing

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir dpsisquared.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

psi φ@dpsisquared· 4d

*takes Byleth away from new game discoursers* You have your own toys, go play with them

psi φ@dpsisquared· 5d

Fuckkkk offffffffffffffff

psi φ@dpsisquared· 11d

"He's not a good dancer" the way Michael Jordan isn't a good baseball player

Dimitri classed as a dancer, batt-wrathing and batt-vantaging everything in sight on enemy phase, and looking damn fine while doing it

psi φ@dpsisquared· 13d

LRS I actually think Felix would make a good gardener/landscaper in a war-free world, and this is the kind of hard line he would take lol

psi φ@dpsisquared· 17d

Taking "war crimes" and putting it up on a high shelf where the fandom can't reach it to prepare for the new game

psi φ@dpsisquared· 18d

Would rather be waterboarded than be asked by my stylist/esthetician/whoever what kind of music I want for the appointment.

psi φ@dpsisquared· 20d

Had a lot of fun with this one, writing and formatting wise 💙💚

psi φ@dpsisquared· 21d

Dimitri in the rain with caption "it only Tuesday"

psi φ@dpsisquared· 23d

LRS was so happy to see so many people list "reciprocal nature" as their favorite thing about Dimileth on the recent survey 🥰 They take care of each other and it goes both ways frfr

psi φ@dpsisquared· May 17

His marriage to Byleth has some unexpected effects on Dimitri. Rodrigue has no choice but to watch. For Dimileth Spring Fever Day 2: Public sex/Day 3: Mating drives, arranged marriage archiveofourown.org/works/84741726 #dimilethspringfever

Shitty canva preview of a fic called "A Knight's guide To Studiously Ignoring your Sovereign's Sex Life"

With tips & tricks from a loyal retainer who has literally seen it all
by psi • Dimileth spring fever
6.7k • Explicit • cracky comedy and smut

psi φ@dpsisquared· May 7

wipwed possessed by this weird idea so I banged it out all in one sitting rather than finishing my mostly done WIPs for Dimileth spring fever. There's something about the Goddess' Chosen One that's making Dimitri go a bit feral...

"Well, I suppose all there is to decide is when the ceremony will be, then."
"Tonight, at moonrise."
Years of diplomacy helped Rodrigue keep a neutral expression. "Faerghus shall be doubly blessed today, then, with both a new king and queen. Let us go inform them of the good news."
The announcement, such as it was, felt quite anticlimatic given the scene that greeted them back in the sacristy. Dimitri had the Goddess' Chosen shoved backwards onto the table, tongue and hands eagerly exploring her mouth and breasts. Her elegant holy vestments were hiked up so that she could wrap a stocking-clad leg around his waist.
"Ahem." Rodrigue tried in vain to catch their attention, but they were fully engrossed in each other. "Your Majesty!"
Dimitri turned his head to Rodrigue but otherwise did not separate from Byleth, who continued to drop kisses along his jawline. There was murder in his eye as he demanded, "What?"

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 30

Local milf guy falls for milf to the surprise of no one

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 29

He doesn't like it 🫩

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 28

I— you sure about that girl?

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 28

Canon support

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 28

Not beating the masochist allegations my guy

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 27

People keep asking me for music and I never have any so HERE have some music

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 27

The weirdest household is now full! Rhea wanted Edelgard and her wife to come join in the madness 🤷‍♀️

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 27

I THINK I have everyone minus Agarthans and a pair of redheads that I don't particularly like. May add a few randos from other games I like when a few people consolidate into shared houses but my island is pretty full lol

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

Amazing Dimileth comm I got from @/riotbones.bsky.social ahhhghhhh. I asked for the kind of yearning catholics would make statues about 👌

Byleth is depicted like our lady of the sorrows with a Seiros inspired halo and the relics stabbing into her heart. She's crying. Dimitri kneels and looks up at her in awe.

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

All the Dimileths are married! Should I make Feralmitri? Maybe with swimsuit Byleth? Or just chill lmao

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

Also Ashedue on Ashedue weekend!

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

Sylvain otoh was quite distraught until Felix cheered him up. He wouldn't even talk to me

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

Yet Ingrid chose this goober over THE HERO OF DAPHNEL. Oh well I hope they're very happy homewrecking together lol

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 26

Big drama on the Isle of weirdos today. Ingrid has been going out with Sylvain a while (bc he just wouldn't stop asking) but Claude asked her out anyway. Mid confession here comes JUDITH trying to poach her. Now look I ship Claudegrid but this is a no-brainer right??

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 25

NOT THE ROPE

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 24

Byleth did not so much have a baby as incubate a cryptid. Now that one couple has had one I think I'll skip it for everyone else 😅

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 24

Rodrigue are you fuckin lost?? 😅 She chose Rhea and promptly proposed to her about 5 minutes later. Right after the wedding they announced Byleth is their daughter which ??? I don't THINK I put that in the settings when I made Rhea?? Enjoy your new moms I guess

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 24

Hilda pursued Edelgard so single mindedly that I couldn't bear to split them apart when Hilda insisted on proposing after 1 day lol.

psi φ@dpsisquared· Apr 22

Just like their unique dining dialogue lol