Despite punk's best effort, it's hard to be intimidating in plaid pants. This is a lot of look for the redcoats. They look more like a bowling team in 1975.

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"Festive Buffet Cookery" or "Festive Puppet Cookery?"

"America"

$75 for a drawing of any cat (YOUR cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (YOUR book, their book, a favorite read) You get a digital illustration file you can use to make stickers, bookmarks, posters, etc. — DM for info

Praying?

Be Nice or Go Away

I used to design baseball pennants all the time—

If you don't remember, #MadMen did depict when England last won the World Cup ('66) through this very appealing walk-on character.

I feel you, bud.

Absolutely amazing collection of 490 antique matchbox graphics (mostly Swedish, it seems) in red, black, and white flickr.com/photos/taffe...

monetize your depression #lettering

based on this 1970 hallmark card

newest shirt design, I think it truly speaks to the zeitgeist: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9560...

monetize your depression #lettering

Here's that Fem!Joker x Fem!TheMask cosplay set where they both inexplicably are in pedal-pushers you were looking for. Very niche appeal.

So what have we learned from all this?

START NOW

now it's a boring shirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9542...

Fascists are Boring

"Apologies for Beguiling You" J. Otto Seibold | 2024 www.artsy.net/artwork/j-ot...

marketing to the indignant www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9515...

this is the niche I'm claiming: graphic design for comedians. Improv. Sketch. Stand-Up. Monologist. Alt-Comic. One-Man-Show. Showcase. Live Reading. Pilot. Podcast. All of Y'all: your graphics should be better. DM me for a hook-up

This shirt works equally good if you're a tough guy (no time for niceties) or a forever-alone (unfuckable)! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9515...

Good cat-themed t-shirts on teepublic www.teepublic.com/user/nobodys...

ACAB #sanfrancisco #citylights

Scallion pancakes

accessorize with the punkah wallah that completes the look

Congratulations and Happy Birthday. Thanks for sharing my work with your followers this past year.

I wear mostly mod-style '60s vintage and retro dresses My beef with the modern repro/retro ones is they're all spandex. Even though it's 10 degrees cooler in SF vs. southern CA, I have sweat through every inch of this dress (left). They're also intended to be worn by drag queens. DQs must sweat?