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Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 11d

Get your shit together

Leftists: “you have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn’t support genocide”
The dnc: “so you’re just gonna let trump win?”

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 18d

Trump: "Communists want to blow up mount rushmore" Everyone: "No one wants to do that" Me:

Moleman from the simpsons saying "I want to blow up mount rushmore"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 20d

look do you want the ideas or not

Panel 1: a man wearing aface with the letters "ADHD" on it throws up his hands and exclaims "I have so many ideas!"
Panel 2: a man in a tie next to him asks "Good ideas?"
Panel 3: ADHD man stares at him
Panel 4: the man in the tie repeats himself asking "Are they good-" The ADHD man interupts saying "No" firmly

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 27d

😒

Panel 1: a guy in a cap is handing another guy a baggy with a pill in it. He says "You get that E for tonight?" the guy in the hat responds "yeah man check it out"
Panel 2: The E pill is shaped like a one eyed minion from the Dispicable Me movies
Panel 3: the guy now looks disappointed
Panel 4: he says "I don't even wanna fuckin do it now"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 28d

huh

Panel 1: two guys texting while a dot is far in the distance
Panel 2: one of the guys says "did uhhh you hear trump cut funding to Bear Control?" the dot in the distance is getting a little bigger
Panel 3: They both text in silence as the dot gets even closer and now appears to be a bear
Panel 4: The other guy looks up from his phone and says "what?" while the bear is not upon them ready to devour and kill them

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· 29d

:/

Panel 1: a sign reads "Welcome to Hell! like life but worse"
Panel 2: Lindsey Graham says "I certainly hope no big strong demons have their way with me!"
Panel 3: A door sign reads "Welcome to HR! like hell but worse"
Panel 4: Lindsey graham sits on a giant chair while a Satan explains to him "You're making a lot of demons very uncomfortable, Lindsey"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jul 10

“Why are people voting for socialists??” -People who do nothing

Panel 1: a poorly drawn chuck schumer says to another poorly drawn guy "Give money to me, Chuck Schumer to defeat fascism!"
Panel 2: the guy says "hmmm okay" and hands him money
Panel 3: Chuck schumer goes up to a big guy with a hat and sunglasses and says "hey fascist! Take this!"
Panel 4: Chuck schumer throws the moeny at the fascist while the guy from the first two panels shouts "Chuck schumer, noooo!"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jul 9

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jul 8

🐢

Panel 1: A reporter with pointy hair says "Good Evening, folks! I'm Ash Grably" in the corner a box reads fox "news" with the word news in quotes
Panel 2: Ash continues "The woke left are once again being hypocrites!"
Panel 3: A picture of a turtle is on screen while Ash says "Save the Turtles is what these hippies say"
Panel 4: A picture of a man with a sign that reads "Die Faster Mitch" is on screen. Ash continues "and yet they root for the death of Mitch M-" he is cut off by someone yelling "Cut to Commercial!"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jul 7

Oh you thought I was kidding? No he’s taken millions from tobacco over the years to destroy smoking regulations and denied the link to cancer for about 40 years. Lawl

Senator Mitch McConnell has historically maintained close ties with the tobacco industry, consistently ranking as one of Congress's top recipients of tobacco campaign funds. Representing Kentucky, a major tobacco-producing state, his relationship with firms like Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds has drawn significant attention over his political career. W Center for Public In... +3
• Legislative Support & Industry Ties:
Throughout the 1990s and 2000s, leaked internal documents revealed that representatives from major tobacco companies actively guided McConnell's legislative strategy. His office utilized industry-drafted talking points and received assistance from tobacco attorneys to craft bills-such as the 1999 Litigation Fairness Act-aimed at protecting tobacco corporations from government lawsuits and

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 24

Election results are looking good here 😏 SOCIALIST TAKE OVERRRRR

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 23

My god

Panel 1: in a living room a woman asks a doctor “what stage is his dementia, doctor?” As an old man sits in a chair behind them
Panel 2: the doctor responds while looking at his clipboard “I’m afraid be’s stuck in a series of boomer back in my day comics”
Panel 3: the old man in the chairs says “Call me old school but when i was young you could go outside without checking 20 apps first!”
Panel 4: the woman cries into her sleeve and the doctor pats her back

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 12

but how???

Panel 1: a scientist stands next to a robot (left) and a man (right). He happily says to the man while pointing at the robot "and so I put in a Friend-chip (trademark) in his brain so he can't hurt people"
Panel 2: the robot immediately rips the friend-chip out of his head
Panel 3: the robot begins strangling the scientist and says "Kill you forever"
Panel 4: The man watching the robot kill the scientist says "How could this have happened??"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 8

🎶 well the times they are a-changin’ 🎶

Panel 1: text reads “Me in like 40 years”
Panel 2: an old version of me sits scowling holding a beer at a bar. Two young men behind me say “this bar is totally retro!” “Yeah!”
Panel 3: the young men continue “they even have the social distancing floor stickers from the pandemic!” “Rad!” They begin taking pictures.
Panel 4: old me says “why won’t I die?”

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 5

O:

Panel 1: a man doing a funny pose says "I sure hope inconvient thing™ doesn't happen!"
Panel 2: a box marked "an even worse thing ™" falls from the sky
Panel 3: the man is surprised
Panel 4: text reads "Written and Directed by the angry version of god from the old testament"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Jun 1

meme of Falcon from Falcon and Winter Soldier saying "He's outta line, but he's right"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 27

Oh boy!

Panel 1: an employee with a brief case frowns as a small floating robot with one red eye says "Worker 69X420LOL: your butt-chip says you are 2 minutes late"
Panel 2: the small robot pulls out a taser and says "Prepare to have your balls tased after a 3 minute ad"
Panel 3: The employee begs "Please just tase my balls!"
Panel 4: The whole thing was a day dream of all around horrible person, Elon musk. He is wearing a shirt that says "Grimes, take me back". An employee who is trying to get his attention says "Excuse me mr. musk?" and elon responds "You're interrupting my day dreaming!"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 26

It's only a matter of time really

Panel 1: Guy 1 says to Guy 2 "Did you here the trump administration accidentally created Godzilla?"
Panel 2: Guy 2 says "What? Nah uh" closing his eyes and crossing his arms. Guy 1 has his hands on his hips and stares blankly
Panel 3: Guy 2 looks over at Guy 1 and see's he is still standing with his hands on his hips
Panel 4: Guy 2 takes out his phone to look it up while saying "They...they probably didn't do that!". Guy 1 looks pleased that Guy 2 fell for his joke.

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 22

Image of crying smiling trump wojak meme with trump tweet written over. Tweet reads “Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long!
No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he's finally gone!”

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 20

I do love that he keeps conning you gullible fucks

Artivles headlines “we tested the trump mobile phone. It was 9 months late and no longer made in the US” -NBC news
“The trump phone is exactly the bad deal you expected” -Tech Advisor

Article headlines read “donald trumps gold t1 phone facing fury over major US flag error” -yahoo
“After taking $100 deposits trump mobile changes terms” -fortune
“Terms on trump mobile site indicate phones may never come” -the hill

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 18

Doesn't hurt to know where they are :)

Panel 1: a recurring character Otto Frauderson is seen holding a chain saw! There is a giant red x through the image. The text reads "It it definitely illegal to destroy an ai data center"
Panel 2: Otto approaches a local library. the text reads "What IS legal is printing their locations at your local library...."
Panel 3: Otto is handing out fliers to strangers who are smiling. a small map is above them that shows the way to a data center. The text reads "Then distributing it as handy dandy information"
Panel 4: a man holding binoculars sweats. In the reflection of the binoculars are people having a party. The text concludes "Knowledge is power!. And boy do data centers use a lot of it"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 15

Read that hat again

Panel 1: 2 guys stand next to each other. One is wearing a shirt with a volcano drawn on it and the other wears a red hat that says "Magma" similar to a red "Maga" hat. He says "I'm so excited for the Volcanic Convention today!"
Panel 2: a car pulls up very fast and they both turn around
Panel 3: a man yells out of the car window "Hey I hope that giant orange fuck, explodes!"
Panel 4: The guys smile and wave and one says "haha us too!" as the man speeds away

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 15

When trump first ran, me and most New Yorkers knew about his past as a conman. It is common knowledge that he would regularly be in lawsuits for not paying workers or for breaking contracts or lying. This has not changed. What has surprised me in these years is how stupid the average American is.

Text: Since taking office in January 2025, former and current President Donald Trump has added an estimated $1.4 billion to $4 billion to his personal fortune. This massive financial growth is largely driven by business ventures connected to his presidency rather than his presidential salary. * The New Yorker +3

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 5

Good morning have some stupid

Panel 1: Man 1 points to man 2 and says "I'm gonna fuckin kill you!"
Panel 2: Man 2 says "You're making me sad!"
Panel 3: Man 1 holds a shovel and says "Then I'm gonna bury you on my front lawn!"
Panel 4: Man 2 says "You're making me sod?"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 4

No one suggest this

Panel 1: A happy little man on the sidewalk exclaims "Now that gas is so expensive maybe we can find alternate fuel sources!"
Panel 2: The sky satillite laser (specifically from Akira) shoots a thin blue beam down from outer space
Panel 3: the happy little man still smiling is directly under the blue beam. 2 people accross the street are puzzled as to what is happening
Panel 4: a giant beam engulfs the smiling man and he is instantly vaporized as the two onlookers helplessly scream for their lives.

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 4

no one: The offical whitehouse page for some reason:

a picture of Homer's Web page from the Simpsoms which features floating worms, toasters with wings, bells, alarm clocks, mouths and a dancing Jesus.

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 1

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· May 1

It's just cheaper this way

Panel 1: the boss walks up to Johnsons cubicle and says "Heeeeey, buddy"
Panel 2: The boss continues "So it's not your fault but there were some budget cuts and we have to put you down"
Panel 3: Johnson looking very concerned says "...You mean let me go?"
Panel 4: The boss is now loading a shot gun rifle and says "Please don't make a scene"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Apr 29

FUCK

Panel 1: A man in a tie is with his son on some grass at a park. The man smiling says to his son "Hey son, why don't you go talk to that lonely kid over there?"
Panel 2: in the distance there is a child standing by a tree. The father continues "Sometimes it's hard for people to make friends. It's nice to help people like that"
Panel 3: from a distance behind them a man with glasses yells "Hey! Is that John?"
Panel 4: The father hunches over and quietly says "God FUCKING dammit, it's god damn Peterson"

Eastcoastitnotes@eastcoastitnotes· Apr 28

Nailed it

Panel 1: a smiling man finds a conference room with a sign that reads "Socialist Meet n Greet"
Panel 2: Now holding a beverage the man stands in the center of a small crowd of people who are mingling and talking to each other. His thought bubbles says "Mustn't let them know that I haven't read 1984"
Panel 3: The man says outloud "Oh man, it's like 1984 out there, huh?" Everyone turns to him
Panel 4: Everyone smiles and reaffirms his statement. 4 word bubbles appear from the crowd that read "Oh 100%" " Now we're talkin'" "This guy gets it" and "good take"