*rips bong* "so I was playing this racing arcade game and it hit me: what if the killer was controlling this station wagon like it was an RC car and using it to run people down?"

Dropping this because I've got something that'll conveniently keep me away from Bluesky for around 3 hours and I want to be hit with a tidal wave of vorny when I'm done. :D

Here's the original ref sheet for comparison haha

And the NSFW alts :3~

New ref sheet done by @chicostyx.bsky.social I've needed this for a while, the old one was almost old enough to vote LMAO

If you see this, post your OC masturbating Art by @kaelis.bsky.social <3

Oh my fucking god this joke shitpost got an AI slopbot to respond completely seriously I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT LMAO

FUCKING THIS. I don't want Harris to run again because she'd do shit like "appoint a Republican to her cabinet" and "let's let bygones be bygones" and "gee we just gotta build that ballroom, it's already half done" I want trials. I want people in prison. I want perp walks. That is my litmus test.

You know, I would posit that a hotel that advertises itself as "modern" and "fireproof" is most likely neither of those things. :P

talking about the really hot porn you sent your friend #nsfw

Not enough resources? What, did Why accidentally run a local LLM on prod and asked it how to fix a water-damaged iPhone?

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Anyway enough of that, have bunny

Real OGs had this as thier music player

Me finally respawning after a nearly week-and-a-half long path finishes

telling my kids this is Heaven on High

Oh, and there's also this too~. Getting tentacled by a mimic chest is peak <3

:3~~~

CW: #CockVore Oooh, I can help with this one too! ;3

Oh hey, I just remembered I have this fun little png saved from a few years ago. Anyway,,, (reposted w/ labels and alt text)

Same energy

CW: #disposal Had so many thoughts of me getting gurgled last night 🥴 Getting curled into a toilet bowl while my pred mocks me... Two skulls topping a huge pile because a few sweet nothings convinced a friend and I to take a trip together... My collars, embedded in a log laying on the floor... 🫠

Sure why not (I should probably include a pic lmao)

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)