My brother and I have realized that we are adults who can get our ears pierced? I have just a couple, brother has none. I’m gonna get like, 5. If anyone wants to fund us getting stabbed on Thursday, I will put it on my wishlist in a bit!

All emails have been responded to; check your spam if you don't see it!

My availability this week in Minneapolis is spoken for; My soonest availability is next week and I’m sure it won’t last long: July 19-21

I’m about to start on my emails ~ I have more than I thought, oh boy 😆 Summer is happening ✨

The last time I was on a private jet was 2018, almost a decade ago by now. Why?

If I don’t hear more from Detroit by Friday, that tour will be cancelled and I will be staying home ~ Same with Washington DC; deadline for this one is Sunday ✨

Thank you for all the gifties 😍 and for such a wonderful time together in Philly! Happy early birthday to me! 💓

I’ve returned home from Philly and Pittsburgh ~ I will be back by the end of the year! I will get to my emails during the day tomorrow! 💌 My time for the summer is quickly being spoken for, please inquire sooner rather than later ❤️‍🔥

Heading to my second Pilates class since that break bc of sickness. Ready to hop back to it now that I’m home for like 10 days 🤸🏻‍♀️

This is the Gofundme for the Nolan Wells family: gofund.me/77023cc4e

Upcoming Travels ✈️ July + August Pittsburgh • July 9 Philadelphia • July 10-12 Detroit • July 23-24, maybe 25 Washington D.C. • July 25-27 Boston • August 10-13 Edinburgh, U.K. • August 21-27 Minneapolis + FMTY 🏡 All other dates GFE • EmberlynSlade.com

I forgot to post this but I just used this gift card for Taco Bell delivery bc I don’t feel good today 😝 My tacos are on their way! 💓

I saw this on Reddit and I can’t get it out of my mind tbh 😭😂

Thank you for the suggestion 💓

Fr why can’t they just leave me alone?

I got added to this for being anti-segregation. This is so fucking weird… people are so fucking weird. 😂🫠 like wtf

Bunny gets her own post! 💞

I posted on Insta but here’s a few pics:

A new gift has arrived: Nail Appointment 💅🏻 from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ https://Throne.com/EmberlynSlade

Upcoming Travel Availability 🌴 San Diego June 29-July 1 Prebooking now ✨ GFE • FMTY • #oursky • EmberlynSlade.com

Happy cake day to me! 🍰

San Diego is 1-2 dates away from confirmation ~ ✈️ June 29-July 1 Available: June 29-30 evening, July 1 all day Duos with @miaheart.bsky.social I will be making decisions about this tour by June 17th, inquire soon 💗 GFE • FMTY • #oursky • EmberlynSlade.com

Today’s Public Service Announcement:

Reaganomics finally coming back around babe

Upcoming Travels ✈️ June & July San Diego, CA w/ @miaheart.bsky.social Philadelphia, PA w/ Stella Stone & @meetmayamonet.bsky.social Pittsburgh, PA w/ Stella Stone Detroit, MI w/ @dateavivaruse.bsky.social Minneapolis: All other dates * Duos Available GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com

Yesterday’s camera roll is leaking

Less than 70 followers until I hit 5K 💞 I follow back all swers ~ RT4RT?

Upcoming Travels ✈️ Syracuse, NY* 💚 May 28-30 Philadelphia, PA • May 30-June 2 San Francisco, CA* ~OR~ Dallas, TX* • June 15-18 Prebook to bring me to you! San Diego, CA* • June 28-July 2 Philadelphia, PA* • July 9-12 Pittsburgh, PA* • July 14-16 *Duos Available GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com

Here’s part of their newest single Boba 🧋☺️

Enjoy watching me shove my chicken tenders in my purse when Sofi Tukker came on so I could run into the crowd (love them!) 🥰😂😘