What in the actual fuck. How do you contact the fbi to put someone on a list. This person should be on a list.

The the audiences for these two songs ever realize they are two sides of the same coin and fighting the same oppressors? Shit. This country may have a chance Runnin shine and slinging dope are two ways out of the same hole. If we ever realize that, the authority is fucked

Just three bros taking a silly selfie

And yes that is a rocket ship. Walter asked if I’d paint him a rocket ship so I did.

And there’s still 2 more walls like that. This is nonsense

Got myself all psyched up and had a post planned about how @marissasays.bsky.social said I had to do it so I got it done. But nope. Fuck that. This is the angle the ladder has to be to reach it. This is a Diego job

It’s a long way up there. Not sure your boy has it in him anymore

If anyone ever did this to me, anyone in my general area would be in grave and immediate danger. The harm I would inflict for this has never before been put into words.

Hey @dblesky.bsky.social I bet you feel pretty silly right about now. Now the question is, Tyler Tolbert great Royal or greatest Royal?

And there it is

And of course, the stars of the show

Fire cracker corn, grilled onions, beans and fries in the smoker

Off and runnin

Starting off with some appetizers. Bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeños. Yes it needs cleaned. It has been very hot outside and I didn’t want to. And then it rained today. I’m sorry. Leave me alone.

I love all my grills equally. But the 4th is for charcoal.

Walter had a terrible time

Ladies, send your man flowers at work. Look at this bouquet the wonderful @marissasays.bsky.social sent to my office for Father’s Day! I feel like the prettiest little prince!

Anyone want to play golf this Saturday? We have a few spots open for teams! All proceeds go to local scholarships! Last year we raised over $17,000! Hoping to hit $20,000 this year. Help us out!

W and were too busy being cool dudes to go

Walter just saw Oba Femi for the first time. His jaw hit the floor. “Ohhhh. He so big!” Yeah is, buddy.

She’ll never take Ol Betsy from me

Watching Walter play in it and call it “Walter’s Chiefs Bus” had me ready to turn down the money.

I sold the bus. I am emotional.

Doing a dry run in the new tub

Neighbor already had the branches removed and had them take the whole tree. Looks like 9 broken pickets and a busted gate latch. Luckily @marissasays.bsky.social knows a guy that can handle that. His name is Diego

Cap’n Geech and The Shrimp Shack Shooters would have considered an invite but had to withdraw due to weather concerns

I feel like I should have provided photos for context, so here is Ricky in all his glory

It’s called Cordova. The lighting isn’t where we want yet but it’s a burgundy based color. Please excuse the mess

I’m really getting a feel for this