laughing at permatex advertising a threadlocker with the phrase "time to lock in"

whittling a post down from the most graphic description of an incredibly intimate act of self harm to "i don't feel good lol"

feeling deeply unattractive about every facet of myself, inside and out

It’s okay. I don’t need to see any post mentioning the culture war

I’m in like a twilit brain fog

Sometimes I wish I worked in finance

Top ten locations to take hobbits; you won’t BELIEVE #4!

I gotta get off this cpap man

There’s so much gabapentin in my house that I genuinely do not know what to do with it

Everyone loves to draw Meowscarada with huge tits. Which is fine. But I want to see a hung bratty bottom Meowscarada

“All my businesses in argentina were shut down. I owned a trampoline park. It was a very dark time in my life”

Yeah I’m not taking Lexapro. i’m not gonna ruin my sex life

"and all it cost was the lives of one romulan senator, one criminal, and the self respect of one starfleet officer."

tall, handsome deer men with long flowing white hair and glow in the dark torsos are my weakness

here we go again lmao

Had a couple of pretty disappointing orgasms today and it’s really bringing my mood down

panna cotta on chopped is a no-no

"if you don't like the food then get the fuck out of here" is one of the more audacious things you can say to gordon ramsay

At least I’m getting back on adderall xr :/

psych wants me to try lexapro. anything i should know?

that's the end of the renegades campaign. considerably shorter than edge of fate, but tighter. and as star wars as it gets

yeah i definitely needed this break from destiny, it's a lot more fun now

My gills runneth over

okay it's absolutely worth playing through edge of fate to get to renegades. that campaign is kinda fun, if a bit monotonous with the grind

The problem with everyone having a day off but you is that you feel like you have a day off too, which is not true

Looking at my PCGRs and finding out my fastest clear on Spire is sub-40 is obscene. Maybe I am a little good at this game

i want waffles right now

getting absolutely bodied to fucking death in a grandmaster strike is a stern reminder that i am not good at destiny i have just played a lot of it

You’ll never guess where you apply Head-On

They’re making out with me sloppy style in the qrts. Lots of tongue