I'm updating my layoff day estimate to this coming Monday, which is day 90, the day they usually offer insurance, the end of the unspoken probation. "Oops, we found out you're a normal person who shows up and works, and not a tryhard bootlicker who begs for more work, we're less than impressed. :("

self portrait "tired and de-realized" potentially new pfp

when you're eating ass and they fart

lazy self portrait

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Ah, I'm gonna be fine.

Forgot to post my #Eufuria trash badge by @thegaypossum.bsky.social. So cute and arguably the most solarpunk thing at the con.

#makeaterriblecomicday2025

I had a job that was literally like this

The Twilight Zone

another version, to point out the absurdity in a more obvious way

my new pathfinder 2 character

imagine being like 8 and rolling up to a sleepover with the Marlboro Cigarettes branded sleeping bag. (this was a real lived experience of mine)

the requirements for these IT support jobs are fucking unreal now

Awesome new badge by @starlacearts.bsky.social

colored because why not? ^w^ #furpocalypse

I'm more than a little bit excited. #furpocalypse

Wow!