Garrett Bucks
@garrettbucks
Writer/Organizer/Hopemonger. Read The White Pages (please) (). From Montana/now in Milwaukee. "We put on ZZ Top and turned it up, real loud"
Begging national pundits to stop making broad pronouncements on local elections from a few viral clips (Hong's campaign was, in practice, more focused on joy and community than any I'd ever experienced). This is from @amandamarcotte.bsky.social but I'm seeing it in lots of places.
Is this how I learn that Jersey Mike’s needs me to sacrifice one of my children?
If you actually give a crap about movement building, this is literally the last thing you should say to anybody (and that's before even laying on the gender/race dynamic, bc come on, a lot of white dudes in movement spaces don't need extra permission to be like "huh, maybe I AM the savior.").
Listen, the only thing I know about this guy is a single profile, but based on only the information presently available to me I would very much like the guy having to figure out how Maine Dems are gonna pick a new nominee to be my new best friend. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/u...
The real tragedy of media consolidation is that we don’t have investigative reporters for the moments we need them most- like figuring out all the logistics of Hargitay getting a shirt mid-game. How many extra novelty shirts does Taylor Swift carry at all times? Did she steal it from the 3rd Haim??
Fox News drops this bombshell report that @francescahongwi.bsky.social is cool as hell
So, The Free Press has recently started its own reader forum/message board and you know what, may we all be blessed with fans who support us despite all logic, reason and facts to the contrary.
But it has been working! My God!! It's absolutely accomplished what oppositional mass mobilizations should! And yet, every few months, out of nowhere, there's another criticism of it in a major outlet for fully vibes based reasons.
Man, I agree with everybody who loathes both this and every weird New York Times focus group article but also John's kind of a real one for this reflection specifically.
"I mean, we're not saying this, because that would be cruel, but also we're absolutely saying this."
[Hank Williams Jr. Voice] "ARE YOU READY FOR... the inevitable fire hose of reactionary centrist takes about how Hungary teaches us that the ONLY way to defeat fascism is to throw people under the bus?" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/o...
Milwaukee rally right now. Neighbors passing around hand warmers. Restaurants passing out burgers and sandwiches. Beautiful.
Well, even AI only thinks my writing is "solid," but they do think I'm building something real.
Hundreds out in Milwaukee with just a couple hours notice and ten degree temps.
Flyover country loves socialist policies! And we have for a long time! thewhitepages.net/p/wherever-y...
If you are wondering "is Woody Allen's tribute to Diane Keaton in The Free Press as cursed an artifact as I'd expect?... it's, um, worse? [TW: extremely insensitive discussion of eating disorders]
Hey fam, I'd love your feedback. Today was my first day on the job as the guy in charge of making JD Vance look and sound, like, extra fascist. Like cartoon Mussolini. The stakes were high, what with all the fascism we had to roll out today. How'd I do? Does he look craven and vainglorious enough?
All right, so we just crunched the numbers over here at the "what kind of regimes do stuff like this?" factory and the bad news is that our machine just preemptively fled the country.
Whatever we have been through as a nation, I think we can all agree that what is most important is that we come together for fall pumpkin season
I'm sorry, this is the first I am hearing that my beloved friends Clare Delish and Nigel Thistledown are "not real." Please respect my privacy during this difficult time for me, a dumb person.
Trump to sign order renaming Defense Department as Department of War Peppa Pig to sign order renaming Cincinnati to Jacksonville Department of War signs order renaming Football to Physics
Put your make-up on Fix your hair up pretty And meet me tonight At Mankato, Minnesota’s Abandoned
Just imagining entire city blocks crammed with millions of cops, shoulder-to-shoulder, crammed on top of one another, and a GOP lawmaker being like "Ope! Looks like we can probably fit a couple more in there."
Hustle culture so bad I'm even getting pressured by the spam texters.