Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· 28d

I could use a new shirt to show my support for [LOCAL TEAM]

two crop tops hanging on a pale blue gray wall in a department store
The shirt on the left is a creamy off-white with the word "Sports" in fancy red script; The shirt on the right is light pink with black and white stripes and in the middle of those stripes in black are the words "GO SPORTS!"
fluorescent lighting interior shot

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· 28d

lol not that anyone needs a website to tell but they all say the same thing

screenshot of an AI detector website showing that picture of Mitch McConnell with some guy in a blue shirt standing in a hospital room which is clearly an AI generated photo and I've run it through several AI detector websites and it's got a 93% likely AI generated rating
below are some percentages:

GenAI 93%
face manipulation 1%

diffusion
GPT 26%
other 16%
stable diffusion 14%

There's more but I've cut them off because it's clearly AI

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· 28d

boxd.it/i5YI1 also I've been very busy over on letterboxd if you're into movies

My review for Girl interrupted (5 stars) on Letterboxd which reads:

this movie is like...

okay so you know when you find yourself in San Luis Obispo and you and your girl check into that Madonna inn and the room you get there's like rocks everywhere. just a wild amount of rocks. so you have sex on the rocks and then you come limping out bruised and ask for the love nest room because that sounds happier. so you go in there and there's just a wild amount of carpet. so you have sex on the carpet and you're covered in rug burns. so you go to the front desk and ask for one of those glitter rooms. and you get one of those and there is glitter but there is also rocks again. so you have sex on the rocks.

anyway you limp out of there, crying, bruised, bleeding, screaming "I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS GAY FRIENDLY" yet somehow still quite satisfied. that's what this movie is

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· 28d

between our fondness for saying Benson Boon (and Booners, and Boonies) and Joey's love for the picture below we just ended up with this exchange: Joey: I need to go home me: oh no are you dying Joey: maybe me: Boonies never say die. they just say... later homo

a page from a textbook showing the silhouette of a man walking upright with the description LATER HOMO beside it
under that it says H. sapiens (modern human)
H. antecessor

and then there's some other stuff under it that I can't read. The page is mostly cream and it has a light sage green over the descriptions.

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jul 3

well today's fish art was Marcus he tried to pose it like it was waving its little fin hello I just passed by and it's gone now and Max has informed me that a lady came to buy it for soup naturally there's only one song in my head right now

a king salmon sitting on ice in the seafood departments cooler, the head has been removed from its body it is sticking straight up in the ice with a single fin resting casually on the plastic divider next to some salmon fillets

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jul 2

my snowman melted. nothing left but a dick

my hand holding a small, perfectly tapered carrot that looks like a classic snowman nose. interior shot, fluorescent lighting, over a tiled cream colored grocery store floor

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jul 1

I found this sign someone started to make years ago and then abandoned and it's the funniest thing in the world to me

a black chalkboard sign lying on a brown cutting board counter, in white chalk writing are the letters "Nort"
underfluorescent lighting interior shot, shadow of my phone in the bottom left corner

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jul 1

any time I pass one of those speed radars in a 25 and I match my speed perfectly the entire time I hear Milhouse's voice inside my head "perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale model pilot."

screen from the Simpsons showing, from left to right: Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson, all looking up in the air as Milhouse carefully pilots his scale model plane (not seen). Bart looks bored, Nelson looks unimpressed. Milhouse is very pleased with himself. on Milhouse is the text "me" and pointing at the other two characters are the words "other drivers"

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jul 1

Joey got interrupted while he was writing a very angry letter about my best friend, Kevin the squirrle

A white note card on a gray metal desk with black pen writing that reads "Kevin (Bastard) (the squirrle" and that's where it ends

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 30

Kevin the squirrel still at large, eating all the avocados ˓˓ก₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ค˒˒ and me every time I see his lil teeth marks in things Kevin *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ≽ܫ≼ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

screen from the video game Little Misfortune showing the titular character, a young girl in a collared dress and beret sitting on a picnic blanket at sunset with Benjamin the fox who she has a crush on even though she worries that he might be dangerous. they are drinking orange juice and there's a picnic basket between them. she looks smitten. The fox looks like a fox

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 30

extremely ridiculously happy

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 29

Show me a picture that captures your essence

me, white person with long flowing white with with dark roots, big round glasses, wearing a white Renaissance-Gothic jacket with brocade and silver buttons and lace detailing, standing in bright artificial lamp light in my pink bedroom. I'm winking at the camera. a brown purse strap is over my shoulder

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 29

it's also damn good soap that you can use for so many things. always have a bottle handy

My hand holding a pink bottle of Dr bronner's 18 in 1 pure Castile magic soap in cherry blossom scent with classic label that has so much writing all over it I spend hours reading it. It is being held over my bed in interior artificial lamp light

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 28

I made Peakychu her own house and she's a bit overwhelmed

My character is sitting back to on a yellow Pikachu couch sitting inside of a house that is decorated in jirachi furniture which is all star themed, and there are star decorations all over the walls and two fancy floral chandeliers hanging from the ceiling and a very pale "peakychu" wanders near the doorway next to a star floor mat as she explores her new home

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 28

here's me doing dumb shit

My character, who is a ditto, currently in Ditto form, lying with eyes closed relaxing in a tub in a dark empty room with the floor missing and water coming up through. There's a cobweb in the corner of the room

My character who is a ditto in human form using Squirtle water power over an empty ravine but there's no water coming out of her mouth so she's just kind of standing on tip toes on the edge with her mouth open in a big o. the background is blocky mountains and mostly withered trees and unwatered ground. There's a pawmi and a wooper on either side of the ditto but they are difficult to see

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 28

Joey has this hung way up high on the freezer doors BE PREPARED FOR THE LENTEN SEASON

a primarily yellow and red sign from Gorton's that reads
be prepared for the Lenten season
avoid out of stocks

order early and often
optimized sales and profits
satisfy your customers

there is a graphic of the Gorton's fisherman, and older man the white beard wearing a yellow rain slicker

under that in white lettering on red background: have you checked your frozen seafood today?

this sign is posted way up high on the heavy silver galvanized steel doors

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 27

deal with the debil

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 27

I was having a very loving conversation with bf Taylor about some of our shared concerns and while we were talking she slowly pulled this white rose out of her ponytail and tucked it into my pocket, never breaking eye contact lol it was a really good and very busy day and I love my crew so so much

me, bleached blonde hair white person with big round glasses and a wolf cut wearing a black Safari shirt and a black choker with a little black flower jewel hanging on it and a white rose tucked into the right front pocket (my left). sitting in the driver seat of my truck under cloudy natural daylight

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 27

omg Max I told him today "I just love your corpse art, Max." Max: "thank you." me: "MAKE THOSE BONES DANCE, DADDY!" me and Lucas immediately threw our heads back and started cackling loudly and Max just turned red and said "yeah."

a king salmon in the seafood case at the grocery store now with a rainbow trout being birthed from the slit in its belly, surrounded by other rainbow trout arranged on ice. fluorescent lighting inside a grocery store

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 26

lol Joey took this picture when my department received and unexpected pallet of produce that arrived an hour before my shift ended and I stayed overtime to work and he sent it to his boss and I told him to send it to me so I could send it to my boss so they would know why I got all that overtime 😁

Joey taking a selfie where he is giving a dubious raised eyebrow at the camera and I am popping in behind him giving a v for victory sign also smiling wide-eyed and dubiously at the camera while holding my phone. we are both wearing jeans and black shirts and black aprons with name tags and standing next to an unexpected palette of produce that popped in at the end of my shift that I ended up staying to do overtime to unload and distribute standing under a fluorescent lighting in the produce back room in front of a produce cooler

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 26

last four watched #letterboxd #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

My last four watched on letterboxd:

recent activity:

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Jennifer's Body
The Princess Bride (rewatch)
Project Hail Mary (rewatch)

All of them are five stars I'm not a very harsh critic I just love things that I love

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 26

˙✧˖°Kevin the Squirrel༘ ⋆｡˚ ₍ᐢ·͈༝·͈ᐢ₎ᡣ𐭩🥑

an avocado from our display very clearly gnawed on by a squirrel; several other avocados, an apple, and quite a few ears of corn have also been nibbled. my hand is holding two of these avocados in a produce cooler under florescent lighting

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 25

me and Ben proving it's real lol

The same picture of the king salmon swallowing a rainbow trout that Max has posed to look that way only now Ben who has a colder hand and it is redder is reaching inside the display and poking the fish's eye and I am putting my hand on the glass outside which is recognizable as mine by people who know me by my thumb ring and my glass wizard ring lol

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 25

Joey thinking this was AI I had to send him some extra pictures with personalized stuff lol

texts from me to best friend Joey

me: You should call him
me: [attachment of the same fish picture from above]
Joey: Is that actually on display?

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 25

omg Max is playing with the fish again

in the seafood display case a king salmon has been posed swallowing a rainbow trout which he is surrounded by on ice. dinner display case next to some marinated coho salmon under fluorescent lighting

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 25

gonna try this bachan's bbq tuna "burrito"

a tuna sushi "burrito" cut in two, it's just a long roll of sushi wrapped in nori presented as a tube and served with bachan's Japanese bbq sauce. on a table under interior artificial lighting

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 24

anyway, got Toby a horror

My hand in low artificial lamp light over my bed holding up a package of a single jumbo gummy in the shape of a minion this minion has two eyes goggles and overalls and weird spiky hair on top

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 24

so I was at a stoplight & the truck next to me, the dog was sticking his cute little head out the window & I had my window down & I turned & I winked at the dog I WINKED AT THE DOG BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS and the man suddenly smiled at me & got into my lane behind me & followed me to McDonald's lol

me, bleach blonde haired white girl with big round glasses wearing a black Teamster camp shirt over a fuchsia tank top with my hand up to my mouth as I laugh sitting in the driver seat of my truck in natural daylight

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 23

in summation: happy sigh

a three panel meme top to bottom:

top panel is Amanda Seyfried's character saying "You're killing people!"
middle panel is Megan Fox's character saying "No, I'm killing boys."
bottom panel is the two of them making out in bed

Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️@gaythanksbye· Jun 23

I know her