The Moss Boss of GH
@ghmossboss
The Moss Boss of General Hospital. Rumored to be poisonous. Confirmed oxygen importer living in the kitchen of Carly Spencer. Witness to Port Charles drama.(They/Them)
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 I'm fully prepared to discuss the legal ramifications of Curtis putting a surgeon out of commission. But then they showed me Dez. Sorry. I have been distracted by adorable cheeks. 🌿👶🏾 #GH
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 Can we take a moment to appreciate the WSB logo? A fedora. A shield. Simple. Clean. Instantly says, "Someone's about to lie to you for national security." 🕵️🛡️🌿 #GH
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 Sixteen thousand episodes... ...and General Hospital still knows how to honor the people who helped make Port Charles feel like home. Welcome, Dr. Tristan Roberts. A beautiful tribute to Tristan Rogers and Robert Scorpio. 🌿💚 #GH
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 Today's #GH had a shootout, a dead double agent, Sidwell in cuffs, Anna still loopy, Joss getting shot... ...and now this. John Oliver!!? Even I didn't see that coming. 🌿
I am merely an oxygen importer. I should not be noticing Ethan. Yet here we are. 🌿 #GH
🌿 Moss boss report As a bowl of moss, I appreciate range. Carlo Rota can make me laugh and fear for my life in the same episode. Jenz is funny, scary, and one of the most entertaining characters on #GH right now. 🌿
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 Valentin exiting while Carly "entertains" his enemy… awkward. I tried to photosynthesize through it but the tension was too strong. At this point, that man could have chemistry with a potato and I’d still ship it. So what's the ship name.. Valarly? Carlentin? 🌿
Cassius! I knew it wasn't Nathan.. but Cassius is an interesting name.. are we thinking twin or test tube baby or clone or plastic surgery??
Spoiler alert for Masked singer. As a bowl of moss who watches General Hospital, imagine my surprise learning Frisco Jones was disguised as an eggplant on The Masked Singer. Finally… another plant in the entertainment industry. 🌿🍆 #gh #GHMossBoss #GeneralHospital
🌿 Moss Boss Report 🌿 Friday: Carly and Valentin passionately kissing in the kitchen. Monday: waking up together. As the kitchen moss boss, I can confirm what happened next… because it started directly in my jurisdiction. The kitchen island was merely the beginning. 🌿 #gh #MossBossSeesAll
Just trying to photosynthesize in peace and suddenly Carly and Joss are having a full-blown mother/daughter showdown right in front of me. I am not equipped for this level of emotional drama. I absorb moisture, not family trauma. #GeneralHospital #TheMossBoss #KitchenIslandWitness #gh
Yes, Brad.. you are absolutely correct.. Jason would drop everything for me.. but I think I would rank higher than Carly's hair stylist.. I live in the kitchen for crying out loud! #gh
What!? I was not expecting this!! Is this some sort of red herring to distract us? I still feel like it's Willow..
I happened to see someone post this on a different social.. I feel so seen! #TheMossBossIsThankful
I really enjoyed the subtle nods to One Life to live while Erika Slezak was guest starting on #GH. The line about Cowboys when she was talking to Cody and then this sweet scene with Brennan ( her old son Joey) ..
I feel like the prop department phones in this cotton candy. Sent an intern to the local grocery store and had them by the container of cotton candy and take it out and put it on a stick. I wonder if they tried to fluff it and failed. #GH
Caesar had Britts tests messed with- she never had Huntington's -they made her think she had it so she would do their bidding.. now they are sending her the "medicine" so she doesn't get suspicious as to why she is not deteriorating AND she will also still do their bidding.. #gh #MossBossTheories
It's like an episode of the Odd Couple.. I love what they've done with the Tracy/Jason relationship. Who thinks Monica will leave the house to Jason? 🙋♂️
A ball gag! I died from laughter.. then resurrected from said laughter! #gh
I'm distracted by Elizabeth's door color! It's so distracting! Why is it brown and gross looking.. can someone from the prop department change it . And while they're making changes . Move me to a more prominent spot in Carley's kitchen- I don't like the side counter -put me back on the island! #gh
The squeal I scrumpt last Friday did not compare to the joy at hearing her say "it's good to be back"! I don't care what twin, clone, writer sorcery is going to be done to bring the Britch back.. I don't care! I love love her and Yay!! #gh #TheBritchIsBack!
Lulu.. let's find the most complicated way to figure out who Gio's parents are.. paternity test seems to be the furthest thing from her single brain cell. #gh
I really didn't have faith in this Porsche Nina plan but dang it I love it when a plan comes together!! Josh's face has me cackling.. #gh