Girl on the Net

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Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· 9d

"He cops a casual feel of my tits, just plays with them and gropes them until he comes, painting my chin with his cum." NEW #AudioPorn by the incomparable @gdwsundial.bsky.social! A very atmospheric retelling of a fantasy about gym showers and cum... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/covered...

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· 24d

"She didn’t expect it to end up like this." NEW #AudioPorn - the final part of the #FreeUse Secretary series is now available as audio! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us... Thanks for joining me on this journey =) You can hear all the episodes here: www.girlonthenet.com/tag/fus/

In the foreground, a woman in a light robe which is hanging off one shoulder to display a suntanned breast smiles with calm satisfaction. In the background, a sexy chubby bald guy leans against a balcony in front of a sunset, with a bulge in his pants and a calmly horny look on his face

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· 25d

Check the credits, it's legit.

Screenshot of credits from YouTube for 'dead island ii' listing 'girl on the net' as one of the additional voices.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· 29d

So proud of the #AudioPorn project rn - gorgeous, hot work from @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social + readings by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social Check it out free here: www.girlonthenet.com/audio 😍

Screenshot of the homepage of the audio section of the website, with story titles as follows
Bi-curious? I want to seduce you - Jaimie's Erotica
Body swap: if I had your dick and you had my cunt - GOTN
I want to worship you - NymphoStimToy
Corsets and a tease: you're so damned enticing - Sundial
Free Use Secretary 6: Team building - GOTN
Backseat sapphic love - flash erotica - Jaimie's Erotica
Sexiext kinks: I don't have these but it's hot if you do - GOTN
Anal sex: the psychological aspect - Sundial
Suck my tits while I ride you: an ode to watching - GOTN
Get fucked: a pervy girl's guide - GOTN
The door: We're going to take you - NymphoStimToy
Fingertips: show me how to touch you - Spencer Pritchard

Each piece has accompanying illustration or photo to give a flavour of the story, but descriptions for all won't fit in alt text - they have ALT on the site if you click the link

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 16

Ever been so horny for something that you've constructed your own #kink devices to make your fantasies come true? @starcrossstories.bsky.social has! And you can read all about these incredibly hot devices in today's NEW guest blog. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/built-o... #DontTryThisAtHome

A metal bar standing perpendicular to the ground, with four metal struts to hold it stable, and a dildo attached to the top. The height of the bar is adjustable. In front, a spreader bar of a very specific length lies on the floor, with ankle cuffs attached to each end

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 10

u wot m8

screenshot of headline which reads 'how audio erotica is making women the main characters of sex'

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 10

AAAAAAH I bought myself a present from @biggreenbooks.bsky.social and then immediately forgot I bought it, so when it arrived this morning it felt like magic! 😍 Excited to get stuck into this, I am obsessed with @aptshadow.bsky.social’s work ❤️

Photo of hardback signed copy of Adrian Tchaikovsky’s book ‘Green City Wars’

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 10

Struggling to find a way to celebrate today's news? I just donated £78 (a quid for each year of her hateful life) to the Albert Kennedy Trust - a brilliant charity that supports LGBTQ+ youth at risk of homelessness. www.akt.org.uk

Donation confirmation page from AKT that says 'thank you do much for your very generous donation to akt. Your pride donation helps young LGBTQ+ people find safe homes, security and community'

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 5

NEW blog - I wrote a summer style guide for men. Three words: slutty little shorts. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sluttie... Beautiful men in shorts drawn by @stuartcb.bsky.social

Three sexy guys hanging around in shorts and vest tops, displaying a variety of shapes and sizes of sexy legs framed by shorts. Guy in the middle has tattooed calves, guy on left holds an ice lolly that’s about to drip down the back of them. Guy on right chugs a bar, lifting his arm to show a suggestive glimpse of the side of his tummy/chest through the sleeve of a vest top.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 3

Will never not be funny

Text which reads “"I just remember always listening to her," Benham who's 47 said, adding that she became a fan after her 17-year-old daughter dragged her to a show. She's followed all the ins and outs of Swift's romance with Travis Kelce a tight end with the Kansas City chiefs.” And ‘a tight end’ is highlighted

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 2

Does this person understand that they will not personally be marrying Taylor Swift?

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 2

Oh my god. Just wear whatever you wore to the last wedding.

Over a dozen sources who spoke to Variety said that A-listers, executives and musicians have been “flying blind” with minimal details on the wedding’s theme or dress code.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jul 2

Incredible comment today on a piece about me escaping sexual assault while traveling through Europe! [CN: properly old school misogyny]

Men should not be okay with their girl solo travelling. She has to resist so much temptation with no risk of getting caught. You at least get credit for saying no, but we don’t want you to be in the position of having to resist thirsty foreign men in the first place.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 28

“I cringe at dinner scenes in movies. I have never watched a scene with actors eating that was imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer was hungry.”

Screenshot of a post that reads “I cringe at sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is working out some sort of fetish.”

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 28

"Stopping me in the hallway, making me face the wall and arch my back, yanking down my shorts and knickers then roughly lubing me up to get fucked in the ass." NEW blog: a horny heatwave daydream with incredibly sexy art by @stuartcb.bsky.social 😍 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/roughly...

Close up on a woman naked from the waist down leaning against a wall. Behind her, a man with fingers dripping with lube pushes those fingers into the crack of her offered ass. There is lube dripping down from the inside of her cheeks to her thighs.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 24

Trying to find how much protein is in stuff and I stumbled across this customer review of Tesco sliced ham.

Screenshot which gives the product 2 stars and says "Extra moist mmm

I used this ham with a pair of snorkels, some mayonnaise and an oven glove. Excellent quality."

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 19

"Her bare leg was warm under her short, summer dress, and I felt a familiar tingle between my legs..." Stunning NEW #AudioPorn by @jaimieserotica.bsky.social! Read by the fabulous @tabithaerotica.bsky.social. Come get hot & sticky in the back seat of a cab... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/backsea...

close up on Jaimie's thighs in the back of a car. She's wearing black stockings and suspenders, and a black and white print dress pulled up just far enough that you can see a flash of pale thigh adorned with the suspender belt

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 13

YES. Behold! The London Underground map… in cross stitch. (Made for me by an incredible friend. It’s the best thing I have ever owned)

Actually a map of the London Underground (and overground, and trams, and DLR etc) made entirely out of cross stitch

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 13

YES. I recently went to Vienna and they have what I believe is the correct amount of park benches

Park with concrete paths curving round lovely grassy sections - the paths are completely lined with benches, end to end. Every spare bench-sized gap is filled with a bench

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 11

Not all heroes wear capes.

Kayley said another reason she carried on was because she was looking forward to a nacho bar.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 11

Do you understand what I mean here when I talk about 'headline' fucks versus 'support act' fucks? Does this make sense and is it a useful analogy?

I think taking a moment to contemplate ideas is an important step in a fuck like this. What I’m going to loosely call a ‘headliner’. We have loads of ‘support act’ fucks where we just play jazz with random ideas, or roll out classic moves and tricks based on how we’re feeling at the time. But when a significant new sex toy or kink comes into play, we both appreciate having a few moments to collect our horny thoughts and consider how best to wrap it into what we’re doing. Just as a headliner at a festival usually gets some planned pyrotechnics or a light show to give it some drama, so a headline fuck deserves more preparation if you want it to get the banging reception it deserves.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· Jun 3

Eeyore meme which says 'eeyore is a part of me but he does not define me'

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 31

Saving this quote in particular for all those times when sometimes fighting capitalism/fascism/the encroaching darkness feels pointless.

Photo of text on kindle which reads "You found me; I found you, Charlie. Every human life has value. I believe that. Everywhere, there are people trying to make it better. I believe that. We won't save the world but there is a camel that needs its back broken and I'm gonna be as heavy a piece of straw as I can be. Fuck, if I can, I'll be a cricket bat. There are others. There will *always be others*. Some will do better than us, some will do worse. Others will push the wrong way. The fight never ends, but it is worth fighting. Even if we fail, those that come after won't, and if they do, those that come after won't. After and alongside. Every inch of ground is worth eight pints of blood. What else can we do, Charlie? Give up and die?"

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 31

Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-sim... Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

A graph in a newspaper cutting that a partial headline tells us is about the ‘cost of living crisis’. The red graph line trends worryingly upwards. Lying on top of the graph line is an exhausted and defeated-looking woman in her knickers. A guy in his underwear with a beard is also collapsed in exhaustion down near the x axis of the graph.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 21

I’m not being tight on the chocolate chips by the way, I just didn’t have any chocolate so I had to make do and cut up one of these bad boys. #Resourceful #SeriouslyWhyAmIStillSingle

Packaging from a terrys chocolate orange hot chocolate bombe

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 21

Got high and baked cookies. Somebody wife me.

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 21

For the first time in ages (ever?) there are 7 different people in the #AudioPorn top 10. Incredible work ❤️ www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn @tabithaerotica.bsky.social @gdwsundial.bsky.social @spenpritchard.bsky.social @jmseaborn.bsky.social @jaimieserotica.bsky.social NymphoStimToy

List of audio porn by title:
She fucked another man (by JM Seaborn)
Sunday (double penetration) (by Sundial)
Sex talk (by Jaimie's Erotica)
Gang bang with a twist (by GOTN)
Fingertips (by Spen Pritchard)
Sundressed (by Spen Pritchard)
Fill me with cum (by GOTN)
Competition (by GOTN)
The Counting House (by Tabitha Rayne)
The door 'we're going to take you' (by NymphoStimToy)

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 21

Spotted this on Mastodon and I don't want to be a dick but... no. Absolutely not. I would LOVE this to be the case but unfortunately this is an example of highly wishful thinking from a nerd in a very nerdspace part of the internet. The internet will not 'be OK', your fave websites will die.

Screenshot of a post which reads "the internet was fine before google. better, even.

we'll get over them."

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 17

I want to live the kind of life that makes bold, happy lines on my face. I want wrinkles that show I’ve spent my time smiling. So. I drew these lines: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-drew-... NEW blog, gorgeous art courtesy of @tabithaerotica.bsky.social, who has captured my joy so well ❤️

Panting of GOTN holding a litre stein of beer in both hands, looking over the rim of the huge glass with smiling eyes

Girl on the Net@girlonthenet· May 14

Big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social for this GORGEOUS new art to accompany @spenpritchard.bsky.social's #AudioPorn about someone getting railed in a sundress. Even when the sun's not out, we can enjoy the gorgeous summery horn vibes... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sundres...