Smashleigh

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Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· 15d

Seems like The Lads have decided to run a sort of cultural exchange programme

A blue colourpoint ragdoll cat lies contentedly in a dog bed, surrounded by dog toys

A green armchair; a second blue colourpoint ragdoll cat sits on the seat itself. A tiny blonde long haired chihuahua sits on top of the back of the chair, where a sheepskin rug is draped - where you’d usually expect to find a cat

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Jun 25

The heat has caused my pocket size Wish Dragon to be defective, he will not play, only stretch

A white long haired chihuahua stretches out of his bed and looks exceedingly long

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Jun 24

My husband: a psychopath

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 21

Omg isn’t this where your boyfriend got his PHD?

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 20

I’m not sure what these are called in Europe, but in Korea they sound like something @beardynoise.bsky.social would tweet and we’d all simply respond with “Luke”

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Apr 5

Tried to capture a photo on the cat and the puppy cuddling on my lap and accidentally created a Star Wars poster

A chihuahua lies front and centre looking to camera. A blue point ragdoll is in the centre looking off as if to his destiny. On the left he is is flanked by a woman with pink hair and to the right a young girl with tumbling curls

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Mar 12

(We also had a new addition last week…this is Gimli)

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Mar 12

Guys. Guys. I have accidentally captured the perfect cat video. Was trying to record the men being cute by my side in bed just now and, well: (It’s cropped weirdly, thanks Bluesky)

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Feb 14

We made it, lads 🥹

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Dec 23

Duo, my beloved owl. Every single one of us just wants to know how to order dinner or get a train ticket. I will not be counselling in a second language

“Were you in tears because you felt guilty towards your parents?”

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Dec 23

BEHOLD, MY HANDSOME FESTIVE MEN (they are being surprisingly tolerant of my bullshit)

A blue colourpoint ragdoll lies on his side on a grey carpet wearing a red bow tie with a holly leaf in the centre

A blue/seal colourpoint ragdoll sits on a grey sofa wearing a red bow tie with a holly motif in the centre

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Dec 17

T is a charmingly lo-fi kid and asked Santa for snakes and ladders for Christmas. This just arrived and I am helpless

A box containing the game “snakes and ladders” with a picture of a snake and the words “Snack Game Stir Up Child’s Intelligence”

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Dec 17

My men (Makari and Laszlo: Laszlo is the usual cereal thief)

A 9 month old blue/seal colourpoint ragdoll kitten

A 9 month old blue colourpoint ragdoll kitten

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Dec 17

A story in two photos

A bowl of cereal is covered with a piece of kitchen paper with “no kittens” written in felt pen in child’s handwriting

A piece of kitchen paper with “no kittens” written in felt pen in a child’s handwriting is half covering and partially submerged in a bowl of rice crispies

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Nov 28

I have wanted to get rid of Tallie’s old rocking horse for ages but unfortunately it is the cats’ favourite toy and they spend a good amount of time happily rocking on it, jangling the stirrups, so I guess I need to make peace with living with it for another 15+ years

A blue point ragdoll sat on a rocking horse

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Nov 1

The face of a kid who has just made me part with £10 to go on a two minute long ferris wheel ride in order to escape a heaving crowd. As you can see: having a blast.

A kid on a ferris wheel looking like she’s constipated or something

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Oct 25

Hard to imagine a more cursed energy from a corner shop

A shop painted entirely black with the word “STARBELLY” painted using a stencil but with seemingly no guide line to make it straight

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Sep 12

Post-strike rush hour tube is giving real zombie apocalypse vibes

Angel station escalator with 7 other people on

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Aug 23

The Men have got riddles for me to solve before I get to claim the armchair

Two blue colour point ragdolls sit side by side on an armchair, facing the camera

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Aug 21

Out here building a strong professional personal brand

“But I am busy after work watching a one-shot Korean historical hip hop musical”
That’s the most Ashleigh sentence I’ve ever heard. Frame it.

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Aug 7

I mean, that may be the “operational reasons” - not sure what other dark chocolate products they produce so it’s probably very expensive to just source a little bit to coat the minimal amount of red bounties they sold

A Mars Wrigley UK Spokesperson said: “It’s true, we have temporarily had to delist Bounty Dark for operational reasons and we’re working hard to bring the product back when we can.

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Jun 6

My kid got glasses today and it has amplified the declaration of genes tenfold. She’s simultaneously a tiny mirror and a tiny version of my husband. All of a sudden I can see a million versions of her at different ages, all in a moment. FACES, MAN

A small child doing a massive open mouthed grin in purple spectacles

A kid doing a sweet smile in purple spectacles

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 24

They’re brothers and besties

Two colourpoint ragdoll kittens laying on some pillows looking at the camera

Two kittens bundled together in a cuddle puddle

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 24

These guys moved in a couple of weeks ago but they’d been such an endless stream of hot diarrhoea that it felt mean to mine them for content. Meet Laszlo and Makari

Two colourpoint ragdoll kittens, one looking at the camera, one asleep under his arm

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 4

Oh look, Park Seo Joon has made himself comfy in the corner because he knows how much I enjoy using the loo while at the Shard

Park Seo Joon sat on the floor in the corner of a glass skyscraper

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· May 2

The pope’s funeral procession just came down my street, lads

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Apr 20

I swear to god, 100% of c-suite innovation meetings are just this meme, ad infinitum (especially when it comes to “our customers would like an AI chatbot rather than a human to offer customer support”

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Apr 10

Living life on the edge again, gang

EV 1% battery warning as I pulled onto my drive

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Mar 27

The word “offer” here is truly buckling under the weight of expectation

Sign reads: Eid offer All haircuts normal price no double price Eid mubarak

Smashleigh @glitterbrawl· Mar 21

Or two!