Smashleigh
@glitterbrawl
A crumb of attention, please?
Seems like The Lads have decided to run a sort of cultural exchange programme
The heat has caused my pocket size Wish Dragon to be defective, he will not play, only stretch
I’m not sure what these are called in Europe, but in Korea they sound like something @beardynoise.bsky.social would tweet and we’d all simply respond with “Luke”
Tried to capture a photo on the cat and the puppy cuddling on my lap and accidentally created a Star Wars poster
Guys. Guys. I have accidentally captured the perfect cat video. Was trying to record the men being cute by my side in bed just now and, well: (It’s cropped weirdly, thanks Bluesky)
Duo, my beloved owl. Every single one of us just wants to know how to order dinner or get a train ticket. I will not be counselling in a second language
BEHOLD, MY HANDSOME FESTIVE MEN (they are being surprisingly tolerant of my bullshit)
T is a charmingly lo-fi kid and asked Santa for snakes and ladders for Christmas. This just arrived and I am helpless
I have wanted to get rid of Tallie’s old rocking horse for ages but unfortunately it is the cats’ favourite toy and they spend a good amount of time happily rocking on it, jangling the stirrups, so I guess I need to make peace with living with it for another 15+ years
The face of a kid who has just made me part with £10 to go on a two minute long ferris wheel ride in order to escape a heaving crowd. As you can see: having a blast.
The Men have got riddles for me to solve before I get to claim the armchair
I mean, that may be the “operational reasons” - not sure what other dark chocolate products they produce so it’s probably very expensive to just source a little bit to coat the minimal amount of red bounties they sold
My kid got glasses today and it has amplified the declaration of genes tenfold. She’s simultaneously a tiny mirror and a tiny version of my husband. All of a sudden I can see a million versions of her at different ages, all in a moment. FACES, MAN
These guys moved in a couple of weeks ago but they’d been such an endless stream of hot diarrhoea that it felt mean to mine them for content. Meet Laszlo and Makari
Oh look, Park Seo Joon has made himself comfy in the corner because he knows how much I enjoy using the loo while at the Shard
I swear to god, 100% of c-suite innovation meetings are just this meme, ad infinitum (especially when it comes to “our customers would like an AI chatbot rather than a human to offer customer support”
The word “offer” here is truly buckling under the weight of expectation