G.A. Brennan

@greywarlock

Generic queer | they/them | AuDHD Extremely certain gender weirdo Perpetually sick and very cross about it

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G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· 19d

what's your sign?

A white laminated paper sign with black text that reads "OUT OF ORDER Removing this sign will not make it work"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· 23d

Holy tits, the world really is on fire. I know I should be worried about all the fire on my own continent, but like nearly half of Africa is on fire and I had no idea??? Gods, this is scary shit. firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs...

A screenshot of NASA's FIRMS map showing global wildfire monitoring, with lots of red covering the map. The world really IS on fire.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· 28d

I am going to go watch her show with Octavia Spencer because seriously, Ms. Waddingham is stunning

An older man with glasses in a suit is getting dogpiled by a shitload of people also in suits as our main man shouts "WOULD" into his desk microphone against the will of the mob trying to stop him. So brave.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jul 1

What if vampires had teeth like leopard seals

two leopard seal skulls showcasing their terrifying teeth, which in the front is all dagger-like fangs and then triangular serrated shark teeth all down the sides

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jun 29

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

A pump bottle of Dial liquid hand soap is taped to a bathroom soap dispenser fixture next to a sink.
Look, someone is clearly trying their best, okay?

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jun 4

Happy #Pride from our home to yours!

A rainbow tinsel heart-shaped wreath with a giant rainbow bow in the center on a black door

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· May 21

My therapist: I turn 30 next week! Me: that's great! You're really going to enjoy your 30s Reality of 30s in America:

A very pink man in a very pink kitchen is blowing out very pink candles on sprinkle-covered, homemade birthday bark with candles denoting he is now 31. The caption reads: Well, I followed my passions and now I'm 31 with no healthcare coverage.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· May 19

a text conversation about Kit learning that you can grow many food plant by just throwing it on/in the ground

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· May 19

I feel like, for Millennials, this comes up a lot in conversation:

Scene from the acclaimed animated series, Boondocks: a bunch of ugly, rich white people standing around a Black child with an impressive afro (Hugie) while he states "Ronald Reagan was the devil"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· May 9

Post your warning sign

A Lisa Frank unicorn with digitized sunglasses labeled "vagenda of manocide"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· May 8

Randomest thought of the day: "Just as Barry White makes love like a bass guitar, so the sweet sound of the saxophone is the sensuality of Commander Riker." *cue Careless Whisper **please tell me why I wrote that alt text

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Mar 30

I'm going to need to get some more pins, as I appear to have lost quite a few over the years. Please feel free to link me recommendations!

A black star-shaped purse with a clear window that allows visibilty pf numerous pins, such as Tortoro, Princess Ponyhead, GIR from Invader Zim, a genderqueer pride flag D20 with the warlock symbol, and several other queer/nerdy pins.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jan 18

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

a person clutching their head while a cycle of statements passes between "i haven't eaten all day" "i am god" "my head hurts" i am not real"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jan 12

Just realized Bioshock turns 19 this year and Fallout 3 will be 18. Oof. Time to take my blood pressure meds.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jan 4

Choose 20 paintings that have stayed with you or influenced you — one painting a day for 20 days, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just paintings. #blueskyartchallenge Day 2:

Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s “Lady Lilith”, 1866-73. A pale woman in a cream-colored nightgown sits against a backdrop of greenery and white flowers as she combs her long, rippling auburn hair with her right hand and staring into the mirror she holds with her left. The bright red ribbon tied around her left wrist matches the red of her lips. A discarded crown of pale pinkish-pearl white flowers sits in her lap.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jan 3

Finally got to have the DnD kids over for their secret Santa and one of my son's friends got me this amazing pin. I love these lil gay nerds. If all the new adults were like them, I wouldn't worry about the future at all.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jan 2

Choose 20 paintings that have stayed with you or influenced you — one painting a day for 20 days, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just paintings. #blueskyartchallenge Day 1:

Andrew Wyeth's 1948 painting Christina's World depicts his neighbor Christina Olson crawling through a field towards a distant farmhouse. The painting captures the reality of Olson's life with a degenerative muscular disorder that left her unable to walk. Wyeth, who had a studio in the Olsons' farmhouse, was inspired to paint the scene after seeing Olson crawling from his window. A dark-haired young woman in a pale pink dress is lying on a barren Maine landscape, a home in the near distance

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Dec 25

@bbnomula.bsky.social do you think my 19 year old will guess what his present is this year?

A homemade card with the bbno$ animation stick figure dancing on the front, with the words "I AM" over it and "H. I. M." under it

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Dec 19

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy Credit: @adamtots.bsky.social

A comic with 5 panels.
Panel 1: A smiling bearded man holds up his phone, saying "Yay! My Spotify Wrapped is here!"
Panel 2: His smile fades as he looks more closely at his phone's screen
Panel 3: A view of his phone screen on which a dog's staring face reads "i know what you are" followed by two columns of five-item lists that just use the word "Gay" for top songs and artists. The Minuetes Listened is counted as "Gay" and Top Genre is also titled "Gay"
Panel 4: A new screen titled "My Top Genres" lists Gay Pop, Gay Rock, Gay Country, GAY, You Are Gay in descending order
Panel 5: the last screen reads "My Listening Age GAY hope you enjoyed spotify this year you gay bitch"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Nov 29

For example, here is Lucy as Boudicca:

A painting of Boudicca leading an army of the Iceni tribe from a chariot with her spear raised. Her head has been replaced by that of a black dog.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Nov 29

Post something random. Just because.

A fat opossum that appears to smiling next to a collection of fresh pumpkins and gourds on someone's front stoop.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Nov 18

Jesus Christ, my inner 14 year old edgelord is eating up this isekai trash while my 41 year old self sighs with disappointment.

An anime human man in dark assassin's attire wields a knife in one hand while his other hand clasps the hand of an elven princess in mostly light (also skimpy) attire. It's very heroic. Very cool. Very wish fulfillment.

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Nov 12

I love when my mom gets truly excited because she bounces on her feet while giggling and clapping her hands. She got to see the aurora tonight from our deck and it made her SO happy

The red lights of the aurora borealis against the backdrop of trees and houses in a Missouri suburb

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Nov 12

I think it looks way better, actually, but Satan forbid anything look different than how preschooler remembers it 😆

A freckled pale forearm near the elbow showing a black and white tattoo of a ferret with bruised pink skin on some of it and above it

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Sep 27

Lost the magnets that go behind the shirt for my Star Fleet badge, so I slapped it on top of my D&D button for Pride. #towergrovepride

A Star Trek Star Fleet badge with a plaque across it reading "Queer Ops" and a rainbow military bar underneath sits on a blue pin-on button on top of a blue shirt

A blue pin-on button with a rainbow D20 and a banner that fraemes it, reading "Chaotic Queer"

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Sep 16

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Cards Against Humanity cards arraigned to read "In a world ravaged by balls, our only solace is testicular torsion."

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Aug 30

Me at 21

a heavy set person in a pale green wedding dress swings in a park

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Aug 28

An accurate photo of @kitikins.bsky.social and me

A reddish blond shiba inu sits on a pale floor in front of a mottled gray wall while a raccoon standing on its hind legs, hugging the shiba around the shoulders and biting its neck

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Aug 10

My new 2025 personality

G.A. Brennan@greywarlock· Jul 31

Group: you should roll a cleric Me: a necromancer, you say? Group: no like, use your power to keep us from dying Me: so a necromancer