OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄

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The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gposers and #art 🀄

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OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 10d

Tonight the Crown of Dahlias is hosting a special tournament: The Crown of Champas! All aether and weapons allowed, but instead of armor it's swimwear only! Beach episode time!!! Fights and fun, in the sun!!! MATEUS: MIST WARD 13, SEAGAZE MARKETS. Starts @ 7 PM EST! :D

Lumi, a female viera, launching Xan'a, a male miqo'te, into the sun wuth an uppercut. Glazgeim, a female roegadyn, claps in delight. The evil is defeated.

Map of the mist with a marker in the seagaze markets.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 11d

Louis wain drawing of a cat smiling happily with the text I AM HAPPY BECAUSE EVERY ONE LOVES ME

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 14d

bottom surgery

text showing Diccen Balz has left the party from final fantasy xiv

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 16d

WAIT, ME TOO???? #art

Xan'a looks stunned, pointing at himself while staring with as wide of eyes as possible. His right eye is lazy though.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 18d

the revelations........... #art #comic #ffxiv

Panel 1: Z'kiko (tiatime.bsky.social) is pointing at something off screen, looking very intense with it. Kind of a little insane perhaps. Z'kiko has a text bubble that goes between panel 1 and panel 2 saying "What do you mean... HE ISN'T A VIRGIN??????"
Panel 2: Iljax (imveryiljax.bsky.social), Koharu (@mandarinbouquet.bsky.social), Xan'a (me :) ), and Rebecca (lambertallond.bsky.social) are all lined up, with Z'kiko's finger pointing at Xan'a, who looks very surprised and delighted, pointing at himself. Rebecca is pogging out holding the side of the panel. Iljax is smiling and nodding along, though he looks kinda constipated. Koharu nods knowingly, while saying "It makes sense though..."
Panel 3: Koharu continues her knowledgable explainer, pointing up while saying "He is a gentleman" with gentleman in cursive with flowers around it. Xan'a somehow looks even more surprised and delighted, pointing at himself. Z'kiko and Iljax both look like they are dying, but for very different reasons (Z'kiko out of confusion, Iljax for Knowing Too Much). Rebecca is losing her shit laughing and crying in the background.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 21d

happy birthday @tiatime.bsky.social #ffxiv #art

z'kiko of (tiatime.bsky.social) fame, a black haired miqo'te with brown skin, glares at the viewer from a little circle with his glasses on. Outside his circle, he's making a face of extreme concern, with a red white and black halftone background and rgb offset lines

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 21d

happy birthday @imveryiljax.bsky.social #art #ffxiv

It's Iljax (@imveryiljax.bsky.social), a very green long haired viera with layered fringes, doing the good ol' freaky sonic pose with his tongue out and hands rubbing together, one of the hands is missing a pinky digit. His eyes are a little droopy and he has a bent nose like it's been broken like crazy.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 25d

ace attorney psyche-locks went fucking crazy as a concept and this needs to be recognized way more often. #ffxiv #art

xan'a thum, a miqo'te from final fantasty xiv, has his head tilted. A scar is seen with sutures going across his neck, while a lock with chains attached to it covers up his face and eyes. An uneasy smile can be seen behind it, as a text box labelled Xan'a Thum on the bottom reads: Are you sure you need to ask about that.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· 25d

blush #art #ffxiv

xan'a thum, a miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, holds a hand to his mouth as he looks down and to the side, his face flushed.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jul 7

it's july, time to put xan'a thum back in the closet #gpose #gposers

Xan'a Thum, a male miqo'te from final fantasy xiv, is sitting in his a stone niche. The outside is dark, the inside lightened stone, as he sits cross legged and with his arms crossed in front of him, looking down.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jul 7

if you're cold he's cold. let him in. #gpose #gposers

Xan'a Thum, a male miqo'te, is standing inside a sharlayan elevator. His hand is gripped around one of the bars, as he peers around the one. His staff is held down in his arm, as if he's hiding the threat of it from the viewer, as a single eye glows in the dim.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jul 5

get his ass

me and a group of people all sweeping and watering kanan

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jul 3

they fed the old codger a lemon

the old codger event picture but now he looks like he's crying and his mouth is all puckered through his mask.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 28

been getting real into Worm lately

text message
blue text: what are u trying to say
yellow text: [person pointing into The Worm]
yellow text: go here
blue text: in the worm
blue text: ?
yellow text: go in the worm

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 28

ati amati after her last run in the worm

ati amati wearing a circular u' tribe hunters turban, a budsball bat, a moon sigil on her chest, and a spikey strapon (tastefully censored). she is so normal. she's the most normal woman ever.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 26

The worm has been been really funny (and also horrifying) and this is only from Atis first run

THE 55 COMMANDMENTS (1-20)

Entering the room, your vision and mind wander into a place not your own. You find yourself sitting in the desk of some form of academy, a nondescript proctor standing over you as a sheet of paper, inkhorn, and quill sit in front of you. The Proctor speaks:

“Neophyte, reflect upon the 15th commandment of the Sultansworn. As thyself and the others of your order listen to the divine service in the halls of Nald and Thal, and as thou should hear and are called to proclaim to those who speak of the word before thee, what manner should thoust take upon the prayer?“

“What should thy path be?”

[A picture of a map, and a picture of a white silhouette looming over a paper on a desk, where only the word "The" is written]

Mary (Ati Amati):
Ati sat there in complete silence, taking a moment to reflect in the personal hell that had been visited onto her. Pause, rewind. Play. Pause, rewind, Play. Pause, rewind. Play.

The same as it ever was, the same as it ever was.

Foreign tongues in the land that she resided, expectations of Divine that she did not observe. Eyes of her community over her shoulder, drilling their place onto the back of her neck. Drowning, the expectations crashed against her person, strong enough to pull her underneath the waves at the command of [ ]. Every time she thought to remember, every time she tried to play the game expected of her, no names came to her throat. Religious doctrine and candor remained vacant in her memories.

She respected her home, where she had been taken and raised and made her own, far too much each time. She would not barter in falsehoods or homemade panacea to the poisons lifted to her lips.

And in her prayer, there would only be silence.

May the Gods have mercy on those who did not glance to the Heavens in which they reign.

Doe, pls:

"..."

"Neophyte. Are thoust good, or...?"

Mary (Ati Amati):
Hey, ho, Doe take me to Da Bone ZONE

Doe, pls:
As Ati grips that Bone tightly, she finds herself drawn somewhere else mentally. Someplace where things are known, where things are shared. It is from this well and no other that she will draw her strength in this moment.

Ati, I want you to find me a Da Share Zone picture you think will be helpful to your situation.

Mary (Ati Amati):
[A picture of a skeleton saying IF I WANTED TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE EVERY TIME I WENT TO THE DOCTOR I WOULDN'T PAY FOR INSURANCE]

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 25

this too, is a teo.

a little malformed meat puddle guy, with only one eye and an open screaming mouth.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 24

dreams vs reality #gposers #nsfw #ffxivnsfw

Xan'a Thum (a green haired miqo'te) has Iljax Ceateux (a green haired viera) perched up on his shoulders, Iljax's back against a bookshelf as Xan'a gives him some mad dome action. Iljax is sweaty and struggling while grabbing hold of Xan'a's head. Xan'a is also fully clothed, even wearing his gloves, while Iljax has been stripped down.

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 24

hey hello, it anethum graveolens sitting at the buscarrons druthers

OH SHIT IT'S DOE ALLOND 🀄@heyhelloitdoe· Jun 23

THE WORM’S SEPULCHRE IS NOW OPEN ON THE BEATUP DISCORD!! A bespoke Deep Dungeon rp, where your characters explore a strange worm carcass in Southern Thanalan that goes deep underground, shifting in radiant light. Go it solo, bring friends or npcs. Collect my pages-- husband. discord.gg/hkktJvwBAA