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Friendless oddball
Another day at the parks department (this one was angry baseball mom + umpire related)
Neighbor just texted me this from a local Facebook group, I was like, “oh cool I’m caller” 🫤
The people on the neighborhood app are out of control. This person carpooling to work “scares” this “single parent!”
This was super fun, and quite a big change from my usual staying in and going to bed at like 10:30. We met some real characters but that’s expected at Johnny’s Tap. (Several Mr Funs were there)
This guy’s “flex” is to spread money all over the bar while he has 4-5 drinks, then tip like $3
My local bar keeps using AI pictures of food instead of real photos of their own. DYING at this burger
My friend was given this cookbook and there is a developing story that I’m obsessed with.
There’s an airport for small craft planes by my old office, where I parked to go to Dark Lord Day. This was one of the many that passed overhead on my walk between buildings.
I just like how this person’s campaign signs use design fit for a VC Andrews paperback cover
Guess who loves to roll around in freshly cut grass. The answer might surprise you
It was supposed to start at 4:00, but so far we just got two very excited DJs rocking out to an empty room!
Having a Hennepin for the first time in probably years and it is delicious. Is Ommegang owned by anyone weird now?
I should be able to relate to my book club’s pick for March, yet I hate it and I cave wait to finish it. Lord, lady, shut up
Mavis wanted to watch Grey Gardens but immediately fell asleep. Typical Mavis
Relatedly, if anyone wants to sham-marry me so I can get this dress, let me know
Cooked this Fly By Jing noodle dish and even though I love spicy food, AND I added quick-pickled radishes for a cooling element, it is too spicy for me. I think my mouth is fully broken. 🫠 I hate everything I try to eat, it’s fine!!!! !