relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org ☀︎ header by @nikotoofficial.bsky.social
“hey ken you haven’t posted in a while what have you been up to?” thanks so much for asking. i’ve been putting spongebob quotes in instapoetry format and trying to make them go viral on instagram. i’m gonna get a book deal any day now
oh my god i can’t believe i almost forgot: happy solstice everyone
oh shit wait i should post my most recent selfies in case i die in a tornado so you can all remember me at my best: tits out and absolutely slathered in bug bites
i have so many stupid gifs on my stupid phone with no purpose. like when am i ever gonna use this
now, the trick with tumbleweed is to hold it by its abdomen- grabbing it by its pedicellariae will harm the tumbleweed. it may not look like it, but this tumbleweed is calm thanks to my gentle and steady grasp, and is emitting a soft rustling noise, indicating that it is feeling comfortable and safe
don’t even need to read this chapter. i can just speak to 75% of my mutuals on bluesky dot com
i’m bout to come outta this three hour flight stronger than ever
oh btw another shout out to bosque del apache for this idyllic view
shout out abq for the first comic sans neon sign i’ve ever seen
i got to taste new mexico rain. very big moment for a rain guy like me
hi yes hellow can i stay here for the rest of my natural life
no pithy caption i just got to see the moon rise over the mountains for the first time in my life last night and it was very swagful
does anyone mind if a heat exhausted white boy speaks a little espanol this evening
okay everything happened really fast after this yesterday so playing catch up: junior had to pee and the nearest gas station was 10 miles away so we pulled off on a desolate exit and found this great place covered in broken glass and a terrifying baby doll for him to relieve himself
me 30 mins ago: i woke up at 3:30am and i only took half my normal adderal dose. surely getting a black cold brew now will be fine me now:
going to visit my grandfather in new mexico for a few days
no one can convince me living in the country is bad when this is my view when i take a shit
Brown Sugar Decafed Pour Over Iced Coffe With Oat’s Milk? 🤔 Yum Dot Com! ☝️😃
omg you guys you’re never gonna believe this. but apparently my slimeboy girlfriend’s dad is famous?? he was in a movie with robin williams back in the day! i’m stunned. heres a picture, let me know if any of you recognize him