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kate@janejanajuno· 7d

dalzo, you absolute treasure! i love you so much!

is it a pigeon meme with the butterfly as "it's love, idiot" and the is it a pigeon replaced with "is this random pain?"

kate@janejanajuno· 7d

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kate@janejanajuno· 8d

NEW - #reylofic for #reylofakeit e, 1?, 3.4k ⌛ modern AND medieval au ⌛ fake engagement -> marriage of convenience ⌛ time travelers Ben and Rey ⌛ literary detectives Ben and Rey or: what if a.s. byatt's possession and an episode of timeless kissed on the mouth?

Moodboard: the artwork for Garden Front, Speke, Lancashire by Joseph Nash, 1849. Image from the National Gallery of Art. It's an illustration of a Tudor-looking home. On the front lawn, several people dressed in Elizabethan gear wander about the lawn. The border of the art has been edited in Canva to include a border of overlapping, antique clocks. These images are also all from the National Gallery of Art

“Nice ring.”

“Oh, this old thing?” Fluttering her eyelashes at him, she slipped it onto her ring finger. “Didn’t you hear? We’re betrothed.”

His hand drifted up to idly rest on his breastbone, and drily, Ben replied, “We often are.”

Which was true, Ben thought. They’d been betrothed on assignment before.

—or—

Ben and Rey are time travelers who solve literary mysteries. They're also fake betrothed. Soon-to-be fake married. And one of them has been pining for the other for years and years and years.

kate@janejanajuno· 9d

mere hours before this fic drops for #reylofakeit but hey! still on time for #reylosss!

“Oh Luke, you know me! Ben’s your Scully, but me? I’m a believer. I’m open to the possibilities.” Leaning in, she gave his uncle an audacious wink, and Ben snorted in amusement.

“Our resident Mulder, huh?”

Rey tossed her hair over her shoulder to aim a toothy grin his way.

“Do you think I’m spooky, Scully?”

Well. Better to concede defeat to Rey all day everyday than concede defeat to Luke any day.

“Yes. And I always will.”

kate@janejanajuno· 11d

have never ever gotten a bingo in one of these before! #reylofakeit, here we go!

the “fake it til you make it” collection cover, which features a background of 9 very colorful polly pockets ranging from orange to red to violently pink to mint green. in the center, there is a large white rectangle that has been divided into 25 smaller rectangles to make a bingo card. each rectangle is outlined in a bright blue color, with lilac colored text in the center.

first row, L to R: "it wasn't fake to me", fake dating to save a job, PDA, fucking into feelings, strangers to lovers
second row, L to R: unresolved sexual tension, slow burn, dirty talk, jealousy, "it doesn't have to mean anything"
third row, L to R: coworkers, practice kissing, fake dating, just friends, dry humping
fourth row, L to R: family drama, and they were roommates, "rules" to keep things "platonic", oh. *oh*, fake dating for an inheritance
fifth row, L to R: fake married/fake engagement, enthusiastic oral, there was only one..., "they're looking", pining

i've put the heart with an arrow in it emoji over the following: it wasn't fake to me, slow burn, fake dating, jealousy, it doesn't have to mean anything, and coworkers, and THEN GOT A BINGO with the bottom row: fake married/fake engaged, enthusiastic oral, there was only one, they're looking, and pining

kate@janejanajuno· 12d

a #reylofakeit sneak peek for you 🔍

a cropped photo of an archive of documents—ordered in stacks that are bound with twine—on metal library shelves

a cropped photo of a press to walk button. someone (the blog i found this on was from 2012 so from several years ago) has slapped a sticker on top of the press to walk that reads "press to time travel"

cropped image of artwork of little mereton hall in cheshire, dating from 1849. the image shows the hall itself with crowds of people dancing and mingling in front of it. in the foreground, a small child is playing with a dog.

16th-century yellow gold posey ring (1596), inscribed with "yours to command"

kate@janejanajuno· 13d

for our third #reylofakeit teaser prompt, post four images as spoilers sans context!

kate@janejanajuno· 16d

for my #reyloficit fic, 'time in a bottle', by jim croce

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I’d save every day like a treasure and then
Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I’ve looked around enough to know
That you’re the one I want to go
Through time with

kate@janejanajuno· 17d

why, yes, i AM both a mod and also late to a #reylofakeit event! thank you so much for noticing!

AITA for asking my employee/nephew to do his job?

I (58M) employ 36 people. Our work requires each person to have one dedicated partner, a crucial element for our research and fieldwork. One of my employees happens to be my nephew (34M). His partner is a bright young woman (27M) I recruited a few years ago.

Now this team happens to be my strongest performers. I'm about to send them off on their next assignment, but my sister (58F) is suddenly convinced 🙄 my nephew is pining for his partner.

I think this is ridiculous and none of my business. I've seen no evidence of any such pining and his partner is simply too smart to fall for a pair of pretty eyes. However, I'm willing to admit that my sister is often right. AITA to push through this assignment?

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 24

i don’t want to spend it all in one place so i need to make a Plan

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 20

i got these camper dana sandals!

camper dana fisherman sandals in cobalt blue

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 8

the vest in question (i think the side buckle detail is sick as hell)

grey sweater vest that's shorter in the front, longer in the back with a side buckle detail

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 8

do you know the knotty ones? out of lithuania? it's the delicia sweater

a yellow cotton sweater with varying textures (vertical stripes on top, a grid pattern on bottom - all done through stitch work)

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 3

for #reylowww, mssrs @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social, @thelivingblues.bsky.social, and @janejanajuno.bsky.social return with all your #reylofakeit details! find posting information, promo dates, and everything your fake dating heart could desire at 🔗: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

we now zoom in on four of our polly pockets, which now have smaller white shapes (that match their shell's shape) filled with collection information.
1. on othe pale pink heart: fake dating must be central to the fic
2. on the pale green heart: open to writers, artists, cheerleaders, and moodie makers
3. on the first violently pink square: reveals will be on 8/3 at 12:00 am PST. existing fics can be added a week later
4. contact blue, kate, or nine for a link to the discord server

kate@janejanajuno· Jun 3

modern au reylo fr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

kate@janejanajuno· May 27

Rey 🥰✌🏻

kate@janejanajuno· Apr 29

I JUST THINK!!!

photo of the corner of the glass case in a coffee shop where the pastries reside. there are two chocolate croissants with a hand-lettered sign and you can see about half of an almond one. there are also three labels on the glass: two that read “do not tap on glass. baristas are easily startled” and one that reads “do not flirt with kyle”

kate@janejanajuno· Apr 29

my fair lady is one of my favorite musicals—so i was jazzed to find this bizarro find that contains both pygmalion and the script for my fair lady in one mass market paperback. bernard shaw always insisted there was no happy ending for higgins and eliza so i was especially tickled by the AJL note!

image of a mass market paperback, all orange and red and yellow, that contains both 'Pygmalion' by Bernard Shaw and the script for 'My Fair Lady' by Alan Jay Lerner

I did not. I cannot conceive a less happy ending to the story of "Pygmalion" than a love affari between the middle-aged, middle-class professor, a confirmed old bachelor with a mother-fixation, and a flower girl of 18. Nothing of the kind was emphasised in my scenario, where I emphasised the escape of Eliza from the tyranny of Higgins by a quite natural love affair with Freddy.
But I cannot at my age undertake studio work: and about 20 directors seem to have turned up there and spent their time trying to sidetrack me and Mr. Gabriel Pascal, who does really know chalk from cheese. They devised a scene to give a lovelorn complexion at the end to Mr Leslie Howard: but it is too inconclusive to be worth making a fuss about.

For the published version of 'Pygmalion,* Shaw wrote a preface and an epilogue which he called a sequel. I have omitted the preface because the information contained therein is less pertinent to 'My Fair Lady' than it is to Pygmalion.
I have omitted the sequel because in it Shaw explains how Eliza ends not with Higgins but with Freddy and—Shaw and Heaven forgive me!—I am not certain he is right.
A.J.L.

Final page of My Fair Lady script

he could teach me. Well, here I am ready to pay, not asking any favor—and he treats me as if I was dirt. I know what lessons cost, and I'm ready to pay.
(Eliza walks softly into the room and stands for a moment by the machine looking at Higgins.)
Higgins' voice: It's almost irresistible. She's so deliciously low, so horribly dirty. (Eliza turns off the machine.)
Eliza (gently): I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.
(Higgins straightens up. If he could but let himself, his face would radiate unmistakable relief and joy. If he could but let himself, he would run to her. Instead, he leans back with a contented sigh pushing his hat forward till it almost covers his face.)
Higgins (softly): Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?
(There are tears in Eliza's eyes. She understands.)
The curtain falls slowly

kate@janejanajuno· Apr 29

my indie bookstore haul from saturday! pic #1 is from two different stores: a general bookseller and one that focuses on romance and fantasy pic #2 is my indie used haul, including: an interlinear edition of Julius Caesar from 1936, arguably too much bernard shaw, and vintage peanuts books!

Stack of books on an ash wood table. From the bottom up: 'Worlds of Exile and Illusion' by Ursula K. LeGuin, 'The Long Game' by Rachel Reid, and 'No Matter What' by Cara Bastone

Stack of books on an ash wood table. From the bottom up: 'Delights & Shadows' by Ted Kooser, 'Arms and the Man' by George Bernard Shaw, 'Four Plays' by George Bernard Shaw, 'Julius Caesar' by William Shakespeare, 'Pygmalion' and 'My Fair Lady' by, respectively, George Bernard Shaw and Alan Jay Lerner, and three Peanuts books by Charles M. Schulz that contain multiple comics: 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown', 'It's Raining on your Parade, Charlie Brown.', and 'He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown!'

Inscription on the inside of the 'It's Raining on your Parade, Charlie Brown' that comically reads "To Derek from Rhode Island from Grandpa & Grandma" and also names that the cartoons contained therein are from 'Don't hassle me with your sighs, Chuck, Vol. 1'

Image of Shakespeare's 'Julius Caesar' in an older hardback orange book. It's named as an interlinear edition by Taylor and Smith

kate@janejanajuno· Apr 25

pals, a shopping question: i have become interested in procuring a ballet sneaker. have looked at ones at madewell and puma (the speedcat go that laces up) and vivaia but i'm sure i'm barely scratching the surface of this thing. is anyone here a passionate aficionado of one in particular?