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Jared Rizzi

@jaredrizzi

father of #PistachioJoe

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Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· 8d

"NOW: THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN"

yellow text with purple outline over a fluid multicolor background in the style of NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC album cover art

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· 16d

Man in brown suit gesturing while talking, saying, "don't blink."

David Tennant as the Doctor, Doctor Who "Blink" (2007)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· 18d

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Jul 13

Trump on SC Senate. That'll solve the issue.

Schitt's Creek (2015): two men stand facing away from us, looking up at an old town sign. The younger man on the left is wearing a leather jacket. The older man on the right is wearing a gray suit. The sign is a hand-painted image of a man lifting his hat, standing suggestively behind a woman who is with one hand dipping a bucket into the water, and with the other holding her skirt to avoid it getting wet.

The sign text reads, "Schitt's Creek: where everyone fits in." A hasty addition has been made to the sign, a tacked-on board in red letters over a white background, with a big arrow pointing to the two adults in the painting, with text: "DON'T WORRY, IT'S HIS SISTER!"

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Jul 12

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Jun 25

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours?

Orange County NY Government Center, an exemplar of Paul Rudolph's Brutalist style, before its partial demolition and renovation between 2015-2017

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Jun 22

it's a keir starmerganza

Ginger Minj and Jujubee in Stop! That! Train! (2026)

Two train attendants in the middle of a safety demonstration

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 24

finally got Alice is Missing to the table tonight. Incredible experience!

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 23

Star Trek original series episode title screen with caption "Doctor Who"

A spaceship passes by a planet.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 20

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF

Mario armed with a plunger fights a Blooper armed with a trident (Super Mario Bros Super Show, 1989)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 14

there will be signs

closeup of Kash Patel's eyes

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 10

happy mother 2 day

Ness emerges from his house in the beginning of Earthbound (Mother 2, 1994)

8-bit isometric art of a boy with a red baseball cap standing in front of a small house with a purple roof. The house is surrounded by a fence. There are trees all around.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 10

happy mother's day to this big hornet that somehow was on our basement floor

A European hornet in a dustpan with some scrap paper underneath

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 7

Also since I can't forget: Doctor Who had a Pope, Orla Brady played the leader of the Papal Mainframe, and it was one of the horniest episodes from the Moffay era (and that's saying something)

Tasha Lem (Orla Brady) and The Doctor (Matt Smith) in The Time of the Doctor (2013)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· May 7

That's because they long for the War Pope

An old man wearing a scarf and leather jacket stands in the foreground while a young woman in a vest looks at him from the background. They are in a decrepit barn.

The War Doctor (John Hurt) and The Moment (Billie Piper) in The Day of the Doctor (2013)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Apr 24

A line drawing of a biplane with red dots, a symbol for survivorship bias

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Apr 6

hmm

An old man sits at a table with a bottle of water. He is listening to car ideas, evaluating them for potential goodness.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Apr 5

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Apr 3

"... In a way."

Still image from Arrested Development "Key Decisions" - Lindsay Bluth Fünke (Portia de Rossi): "Stabbed?" George Bluth Senior (Jeffrey Tambor): "... In a way." A man in an orange prison jumpsuit holds his finger to his temple. The back of a woman's head is in the right foreground.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Apr 2

"Onstar roadside assistance, this is Donald"

OnStar assistance commercial still frame. A white line drawing of a person wearing a headset looking at a monitor in front of a keyboard on a black background. A red ball cap has been clumsily added to the figure.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 16

Classic Onion headline "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" with "Blades" erased and replaced clumsily with "Battlefronts"

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 16

Still image from the "I drink your milkshake" scene: Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis, right) to Eli Sunday (Paul Dano, left); There Will Be Blood (2007)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 12

Old Glory Robot Insurance (SNL) Robot

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 12

Trump: The straits:

Aaron Rupar screenshot from X: imagine if Donald Trump on CNN. Caption quoting Trump: "The Straights are in great shape."

Screenshot of Matt Schlapp on X: "Benny Johnson has become a leading voice for truth in media and a strong fighter against the Left's propaganda machine. Great to have him back at CPAC." with photo of Schlapp and Johnson (onomatopoeically named) in front of CPAC banners and American flags on stage.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 11

cabinet meeting

A goomba and Mario in Kuribo's Shoes (Super Mario Bros 3, 1988)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 11

this one's for the elder millennials of bluesky: STEEEEEEEEVE... Polysomnography

man with dark hair leather jacket and sunglasses singing/grimacing in front of a pool party, from the "Steve Polychronopolous" music video by Adam Sandler (1996)

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 9

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 5

Mullin transition theme: Noem to NO MA'AM

Married with Children sign for Al Bundy's "NO MA'AM: National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" - that text underneath the female symbol contained by a big red circle with a line through it.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Mar 1

if you're coming over bring more beer

A fire pit in a small city yard. String lights glow between the trees. Leaves carpet the ground.

Jared Rizzi@jaredrizzi· Feb 28

Twin Peaks opening title card with words "DOCTOR WHO" as the title

Mountains disappear into fog in the background, as a two-lane road curves to the left. On the bottom right, a sign says, "WELCOME TO TWIN PEAKS, Population 51,201 WELCOMETOTWINPEAKS.COM"

green lettering dominates the center image: "DOCTOR WHO"