Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
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Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
First image in my camera roll that made me laugh out loud
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Yep, climate change is causing wildfires that have half of North America engulfed in smoke. But sure, build more data centers. We can always buy air.
What I’ll miss most are the SNL weekend updates with a pic like this where they say “Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching a group of small children being attacked by alligators”.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image~
Will Poulter was 2 years old when Sid was introduced on Toy Story. Hard to believe.
Yeah, four of em. But I’d love to add a few more. This is my favorite.
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)
That was before my time, though it sounded lovely. Maybe another sexy muppet will make its rounds.
I know y’all love cats, but I don’t have any. However, I did visit a cat cafe today.
Post a classic work of literature. Wrong answers only. Moby Dick
But have you seen the Lion of Gripsholm Castle in Sweden?