Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego) · DIRTY

Jerry Chen

@jcsalterego

1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 "a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co Sky․app @getsky.app thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX

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YouTube Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir jcsalterego.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

"you wouldn't fold a header" in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" ad campaign

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

this is funny, to me

my quote posts of mollz's post "The goal of bluesky is to never make the discover feed":

- "The goal of monkey's paw is to never make it curl" (3 replies, 2 reposts, 51 likes)
- "like and repost if you agree." (6 replies, 8 reposts, 63 likes)

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

a panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault. a man is climbing into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside saying: "It was made for me! Th—this is my post to quote!". the man-shaped hole has a screenshot of mollz's post: "The goal of bluesky is to never make the discover feed"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

tapping the sign

my post which reads: "people will think anything on bluesky. "he's got thousands of followers! he must have good posts." no they aren't. that isn't true."

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

screenshot that reads:

LAW

Editor's note: That's my bad

JUNE 30, 202610:51 AM ET

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 30

ok ok i said i would never start a podcast but if i DID this would be an entire episode

two posts:

- jerry: threads isn't real. it can't hurt us.
- jeff vandermeer: thank you, jerry.

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 29

live view from the great american state fair

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 28

my solemn promise to you: i will NEVER start a podcast

screenshot that reads:

now I did have a dream last night that Jerry started a podcast called Jerry Thoughts and it only got three listens on the first day

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 28

one-panel comic called "shaving." the first face ("before") features a man with a full mustache and beard, eye patch and scar over eye. the second face ("after") features the same man without any of the facial hair, nor eye patch, nor scar, and is missing a nose.

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 27

sorry sorry one more

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 26

clocking out at the end of a long shift at the ratio factory. it ain't much but it's honest work

a screenshot of a post's stats:

- 79 reposts
- 32 quotes
- 881 likes
- 8 saves
- 132 replies

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 26

waow

a screenshot reads:

Machine Learning
Senior Machine Learning Engineer

Culinary
Personal Chef, UK

Platform
Staff Site Reliability Engineer

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 26

my brain conjured this. and i have no choice but to share

don draper (jon hamm) gives a presentation of an idea, standing next to a poster on an easel that reads: "carbonated hot dog water"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 26

that's right

a screenshot reads: "unfollowed you months ago to test if Jerry is hardcoded in the algo. still here 😭"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

the joke spray will continue until morale improves

a single panel comic that reads "Meanwhile..." at the top left, featuring a very large can labeled "JOKE SPRAY" pointing at and spraying spider-man. spider-man is labeled "AVERAGE BLUESKY USER" and is coughing while saying "This is *terrible*!"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

ok time to shut it down folks. this website has reached full cognitohazard

a screenshot that reads: "I met someone at work the other day who had a bluesky account and we talked about Jerry"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

i didn't deserve this

a thread of three posts:

- Bluesky:
In honor of reaching 45 million accounts on Bluesky, we will now shout out every Bluesky user individually

🧵 (1/45,000,000)

- jack: remove jerry to save time!

- me: what the hell

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

wait WHAT

a screenshot of google translate showing that "pico de gallo" (spanish) translates to "rooster's beak"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

sue sylvester (jane lynch) from glee with the caption: "I am going to create a reference that is so obscure"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

a hand holding a gun and pointing it at the sun

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 25

push notifications were a mistake. i don't care

a watch push notification for the NBA app that reads: Draft 2026

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 24

the people yearn for a third notifications tab

a screenshot of Notifications with three tabs:
- All
- Mentions
- Jerryposts

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 24

amy poehler in mean girls (2004) with a caption reading "i'm not a regular millennial. i'm a cool millennial"

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 24

well i got pretty close. the image dimensions should probably be a multiple of a specific size?

a screenshot showing a seam/gap between two carousel images on my phone

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 24

yeh

zoomed in screenshot of my username and display name including the verified checkmark

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 24

good morning to functional websites only

a screenshot reads:

Receipt

(Error message) The answer you entered for the CAPTCHA was not correct.

Payment Confirmation

Payment Accepted

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 23

"we have bluesky at home" bluesky at home:

a store called Sky blu gifts

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 23

blue sky

a blue sky with the sun barely peeking behind dark clouds. in the foreground there are some trees and an american flag

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 22

ngl death goes hard

a poster reads "DEATH RIDES THE FOREST WHEN MAN IS CARELESS." the grim reaper rides a white horse and is stoking an abandoned campfire

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego· Jun 22

blue sky

a blue sky with clouds and a brick building at the bottom