I have a vision of the tagline being the phrase "straight no chaser" but with the Lionel Hutz edit so it says "Straight? No! chaser."

Simple: build another bridge

Gotta screenshot the transcripts

One year. 382 -> 321.

Was just talking about this

I'm down over 60 pounds in the last year with glp help. Some angles make me realize it more than others.

Mitch McConnell, who Did not die,

Trump's war on Iran really had a rally around the flag effect, but it's this flag, somehow.

Saw this name and realized that if you didn't make the transition to bluesky, you're dead to me.

Stopped clock, etc

Bad news. New reports bring light to the fact that he did know what it meant

Carte Rouge

Platner was unaware of the meaning of his tattoo, we should give him grace.

Agent 3094 reporting for duty

It's good to be King

Ready for the fireworks.

Not a fan of this advertisement

Insert JD Vance Joke

Hit that follow button

Found him

Why does this feel like buying a call at $170?

Done

Mortgage folks are suffering right now.

It's not that crypto is down, but that the dollar is up

I am out of the loop on new artists

Weird that the people complaining about it have an email address

Ok, what's next?