This weasel-faced totem of inadequacy really puts the “ha” in “alpha”

When you put your bestie down as a work reference

Actual footage of MAGA playing climatologist after getting turned on by wildfires

Nope, the “Uncle Sam Wants You” poster from WWI

So glad the guy in charge of our nation’s health is an exhumed cowboy boot with a taste for toilet seat cocaine and raccoon penis

They call themselves ICE because IBS was already taken

Two people murdered by ICE in less than a week Fuck ICE forever

This definitely tracks

Tough day for spine-bereft self-loathing murder junkies

Ashes to ashes dust to chinless dust mummy

Important terminology for spotting frustrated mayonnaise sculptures out in the wild

Surrounded by cowards and losers across decades

Very Patriotic Toon Dump 🇺🇸

Maybe JFK can talk him into a book depository drive by

All-purpose MAGA slogan

Shout out to E. Jean Carroll after hearing that SCOTUS declined Trump’s appeal, leaving intact the $5M verdict against him for raping and defaming her.

There’s a whoooooole lotta people on here that could get a hamfisted gestapo’s knock at the door any day now

Shout out to the Great American State Fair for bringing in crowds by the dozens

Accuracymaxxing

If/when the dems regain control they better pack this court like billionaires in a submersible

Just a couple of dad-rich dummies pointing fingers over problems they helped create

Law and order from the Amber Alert Presidency

Just add some raccoon penis and measle juice to that pool and you’ve got yourself a winner

Same klux, different klan

Death Sentences 1-year-old Kohen Kartier Wiley, murdered by police after his mother was mistaken for someone shoplifting diapers

Confidence and ignorance are the worst combination since Erika Kirk and the role of the grieving widow

Putting the “system” in criminal justice system

Just saying, MSG could be our Esso station

Actual footage of the new and improved @60minutes.bsky.social

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