Jessie Losch
@jessielosch
MPH. Single mom by choice, caffeine-relier-oner, fútbol watcher, vegan stress baker. Mostly yelling about abortion access. I want to pet your dog She/her/ella 🇺🇾💚
My baby loves “moo”s so I doodled hidden cows for her to find. And I realized that one of the best parts of being a grown up is getting to draw cows on the furniture.
Took my baby on her first flight this week and she spent the whole flight trying to open the curtain between first class and Coach and yelling into the first class cabin so I’m feeling pretty good about raising a class conscious child.
My guy was really picky but liked the Zesty Paws brand (he took their glucosamine).
Took the baby on an early morning walk today so we could both get a little air before it turns poisonous again. It’s always so funny to me how askance people look at me when I have a baby and a pro abortion shirt.
He’s not on here but let me kvell about my Papi. He donated a kidney a few years ago and is currently running in the Transplant Games to raise awareness about organ donation. He’s hysterically funny. He builds furniture. He’s my baby’s favorite person. He is the best. Feliz día, Papito.
This is not only incredibly, deeply gross, it’s also a dangerous and overt dog whistle and I’d hope every single player, manager, and staff at the @usmnt.ussoccer.com decries it. Loudly.
“And Cuomo actually thought he’d win! Hilarious. Anyway, have you had the cedar tofu at Buddha Bodai?”
Firmly believe this little friend is also recovering from a migraine and just needs cuddles and tea.
Both my mom and grandma were lifelong educators- both have letters and drawings from students saved. This one, from one of my preschoolers, is framed on my wall!
My foster fail was such a traumatized, scared wreck when he came to me that I admittedly failed at training because I was just trying so hard to make him feel sense. Which is how I ended up with a dog who had no sense of furniture that was Not For Dogs.
Once rushed my boy to the emergency vet, shaking and crying because he wasn’t eating and was making bizarre noises-and when we got here, he calmly spit out the piece of bark that he’d been chewing on and looked up like, k, that’s done, what’s next. God I miss my little fluffy weirdo!
Really missing my dog. Look at this majestic floof face. Foster if you can. Adopt if you can. It’s the biggest gift ever.
Wow, De Zerbi hit the non apology trifecta. “The people who know me think I’m great” “Sorry your feelings were hurt” And my personal favorite, “I’m the father of a daughter.” Really starting off well with the Spurs’ fandom. 🙄 #NoToDeZerbi
It may not do anything but I wanted @tottenhamhotspur.com to know why I’m #NoToDeZerbi
Hey #migrainechat what’s the silliest thing you’ve tried out of sheer desperation? (Brought to you by finding this pic of me trying to “reset the vagus nerve” as prescribed by some Instagram influencer.)
She’s nine months! Definitely teething and growing but also hasn’t ever slept well. Here she is with her friend, Lolo Petancur.
Oh I love that. It reminds me of this drawing I have in her room. I just wish I knew that she’d eventually learn to sleep- she’s fighting it so hard and I feel like I’m failing.
Forget child proof caps- THESE are the real problems. Spin spin spin SPIN SPIN SPIN just let the soap come out, what monster designed this?!
Last year, @treblenikki.bsky.social and I walked through Central Park in the snow and found this beautiful tribute to American democracy. Happy blizzard, friends.
Tom Suozzi with a hacky sack, trying to rhyme “migration” with “tax cessation.”
Have you never heard Chris tease me about this?? Before I about-faced, I did theatre (and Spanish television!!). There was a risky moment where I was a witch in Macbeth and they wanted us to do Scottish accents- luckily that got nixed!
Theatre people: please enjoy this audition notice I found from my past life as an actor. Straights only! Songs from…Hair?!?
Other people will do the technical Olympics commentary so let me say that every single skater at this men’s short program is in need of a haircut and also, subtitles are hilarious when the music is not in English.