Thought I’d go a bit shorter with the beard but keep a longer tache…I need to just get a load of muscle and a one armed singlet for the strong man look!

This is honestly very entertaining, I’m not gonna lie to you

I'm also 100% of the opinion that Rebel Heart deserved better - both from the record company and the public. It needed trimming down and rearranging so badly. Not leading with the original Avicii version of the title track was a MESS.

Eric McCormack as Will Truman was one of my first major crushes and it never truly leaves you

Madonna has her own display in HMV Manchester 🪩

Manchester can be quite beautiful sometimes you know, I’m not gonna lie to you

My god, what’s happening this week?

Madonna, please, stop taking my money…

Interesting 👀

The problem member posting this is insulting.

The UK charts are a joke. Some no-mark song about to be #1 for a 14th week, a paedophile, a generic white man with no personality and some AI song all make up the top 4.

Anyone else done this with all the alt covers? #CONFESSIONSII

Push off and take your bum with you

That’s a second member of GRL who has passed away. So sad.

I just tried making the “viral” sweet potatoes and essentially, I’ve just made regular sweet potatoes. Nice though.

I can think of two words.

Thanks Facebook but I definitely do not know anyone by the name of “Cold water dips with Sharron”

Good evening.

I am always saying this

Omg new rallies! #MarioKartWorld

My knee hurts recently and I have no idea why

Fuck them.

This photoshoot Madonna has done is so good, oh my gosh

Oh my god - seeing Shane dressed up as Wario????

Robyn was Very Good™️

Why does this sound like Lorde is bullying me on the day I was born?

No, you don’t understand - I need it to cool down immediately if not sooner, not go to the hottest it’s been all fucking week