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Jyoti Mishra

@jyotimishra

🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🎵 I'm the bloke in White Town 🎵 ✖straight edge✖ ⭐Trotskyist⭐ #yourwoman #whitetown VERY NSFW - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Don't be a dick. If you're impolite, I'll just block you.

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Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Jul 14

Jurassic Park, Hunt For The Wilderpeople, Event Horizon, The Dish, In The Mouth Of Madness, The Hunt For Red October - how many actors have a CV as varied as #SamNeill? And how many were as consistently brilliant across so many genres and roles, big or small? I really am gonna miss him.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Jul 12

For you other wizened '80s/'90s indie kids - do you remember this top jangly tune? They remind me of #TheSeaUrchins. youtu.be/um6ZX5rj-ls?... #80sIndiepop #80s #90sIndiepop #90s #TheSedgwicks #WhyNowGirl

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Jul 1

oh-hee oh-hee!

A Tumblr post bysomnalesoffice:

Had sex with a clowngirl and spent five minutes pulling out. Can't fit all this extra dick in my pants now. Stay safe out there.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 28

Waking life is rubbish.

Mastodon post by Jyoti Mishra:

I dreamt that I was a crimefighter's sidekick.

My boss was a French woman who battled billionaires stark minge naked. She was as ruthless as she was gorgeous, de-capitating capitalists with her shiny scimitar. She said that Justice was not justice unless it was naked.

It was amazing.

My conclusion: I probably need a wank.

#OnanTheBarbarian

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 27

Truth! #AllBillionairesAreEvil #YesEvenThatOneYouBootlick #EatTheRich

A post on Threads by @mattbrosseau that reads: In case anyone is buying the Techbro shift towards humanity... They won't actually fight for UBI. They don't even want you to have mail or public schools. They're just trying to get people to stop throwing Molotov cocktails at their houses.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 21

A classroom scene shows a young girl at a desk looking forward. In front of her is a Roland TR-909 drum machine. Text visible: Roland.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 20

A cute, sleeping tabby kitten with its eyes closed, resting on a soft blanket. Text: "I'll just rest my eyes" is the biggest lie. you're going straight to snorkmimimi land.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 18

I'm saying nowt.

A three-panel Star Trek meme features alien Dathon and Captain Picard. First panel, alien sez: DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA. Second panel, Picard sez: YOUR SYSTEM OF COMMUNICATION IS RIDICULOUS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND A BUNCH OF ARBITRARY CULTURAL REFERENCES? Last panel, alien: MATE, HAVE YA NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF AARON SORKIN?

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 15

A vibrant image of a tiger running through clouds under a starry sky. Text overlay reads: "IM PEEING LOUD AS HELL AND MISSING THE TOILET COMPLETELY."

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 9

A Tumblr post by breelandwalker:

"What radicalized you?"

Nothing.

I've just always held that fascism is bad and that all people deserve basic respect and human rights, along with food, healthcare, housing, and civil liberties.

And somewhere along the line, that became a radical opinion.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 7

Now, more than ever.

A poster shows diverse armed figures standing on a world map, pushing back against a torn US flag. The text reads: "세계의 모든 지역에서 미제 침략자들을 소멸하자!"

"Let's Wipe Out the American Invader Everywhere in the World."

Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) poster. Circa 1967.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 5

A blurry image shows a large buffalo standing in dense fog. The overlaying text reads: "much like the mighty buffalo i have no fucking money".

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 5

A Tumblr shitpopst showing a giant Arthropleura insect superimposed on an In-N-Out Burger floor. Text reads: "imagine if there was an Arthropleura here everyone would be scared not me tho, cs i know its a detritivore".

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 3

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 3

#HappyGoodFriday

A Tumblr post:

checkerdandy
Reblogged mulderscully who reblogged:

kim-jong-chill
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog
fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

counterpunches
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 1

A Tumblr post:

checkerdandy
Reblogged scoticus:

milk5 wrote:

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Apr 1

A shark with its mouth wide open breaches the water, its reflection visible below, under a cloudy sky. Title reads: "Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego."

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 24

A three-panel comic by MR LOVENSTEIN features a clown interrogating a man named Donny. "ENJOYING THE CIRCUS, DONNY?" "YES, MR. CLOWN" (clown gives punter a loaf of bread) "HAVE SOME MORE BREAD" "THANK YOU, MR. CLOWN" (last panel) "AND YOU HAVE NO DESIRE TO RISE UP AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT, RIGHT?" "I'D NEVER, MR. CLOWN"

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 22

A Tumblr post:

capacity2
I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

starlit-syncopation
actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

capacity2
That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 19

same, Hulk, same.

A comic panel shows the exhausted Hulk sleeping face down in the grass. "HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP-- --EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!"

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 18

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 18

A Tumblr post by penandinkprincess

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 15

A retro-style Chuck E. Cheese sign features the mouse mascot in a hat, holding a cane. The sign's text reads: "Jacking Off is Fun & Cool™ Do What You Want. God is Fake."

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 15

A white plush dragon toy with small iridescent wings stands on a medium blue background. Text reads: "A Magical Lady".

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 10

A painting titled "Adaptive Reuse" by Michael Kerbow depicts pterodactyl baby chiclets nesting on a ruined petrol station, with one large parental pterodactyl hovering above. The desolate scene shows the station sign reading "Chevron" leaning amidst debris. It's a post-apocalyptic sunset .

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 9

A tumblr post by sexchangedotcom:

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

Reply from sexchangedotcom:

i can't seem to find my baby

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 9

Text from top panel: "Elmo @elmo Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing? 10:46 AM · Jan 29, 2024 · 9.8M Views" Text from bottom panel: "We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, this accretion of sensory experience and feeling," get-spoken by MATTHEW MAGONANGEGH

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 9

Me when terfs start their fucking Nazi bullshit.

A cartoon shows Bugs Bunny in a hula top and skirt riding a beautifully fat white horse with a pink mane, tail, and a green lei. The horse is galloping downhill and looks fucking amazing. Bugs is a Valkyrie!

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 9

A meme featuring chemical structures for serotonin and cortisol. Text: Can we get SEROTONIN? My brain: We have SEROTONIN at home. The SEROTONIN at home: Cortisol.

Jyoti Mishra@jyotimishra· Mar 9

A historical illustration shows a robed man (mebbe an alchemist?? ) pointing at an ornate vessel, surrounded by various symbols. The text reads: "when bro keeps talking about girls and drugs but ur genuinely tryna achieve gnosis and escape saturn".