"You'd be more likely to get offers if you didn't park in the shade"
They keep saying i have to constantly bombard the social medias. feels annoying but I DO want to draw pictures for YOU in exchange for delicious currency. or just like a re-skeet would be rad. DELICIOUS RESKEET. ko-fi.com/killurmonkey...
This is the quality content I bring to the internet i guess...
In October i'm gunna be doing a month long charity event I'm calling "MONSTER MASH". Donations will be collected to destroy monsters from my dungeon and raise money for MS Canada. The first monster will be the dastardly Kubeold.
i cant quite remember what happened to Jessica Cheeks but i'm sure her positive attitude and wholesome ways helped her get ahead. #greetingsadventurers #swordsandsobriety #drunksanddragons
Lets do some more campaign 2. Ratma Ritmo. a @nikahoward.bsky.social character creation, honed to perfection by @thriftycrafts.bsky.social
i realized ive not redone any @timlanning.bsky.social characters so i redid everyones fav... Terrific Terry and his pal Jumbles
Just saying maybe if he didn't gaslight the shit out of Morgana and let Merlin connect with her. Or like back Merlin up with Uther in various situations things could have been better.
i dont think rickety nell was supposed to be this crunchy but its too late to turn back now..
i love the burgerman and his side pickle. #burger #illustration #foodmonster
also would love to collab on anyones ttrpg, even if its just like a one page thing. have some weird monsters.
one more before bed. Chilli Manillia the inventor of dip n dots in drunkeros. is this his canon look?.. i refuse to re-listen and find out.
lets do a campaign 2 character as a combo breaker. Milton the butler! #greetingsadventurers #definitlynotalfred
also upon reflection i did the @nikahoward.bsky.social character big sister Kass dirty (design wise) , so she gets a whole new look.
continuing to revisit campaign one characters of greetings adventurers (because reasons) and decided to vamp up @jennifercheek.bsky.social s Baz.
man nobody has paid me to draw anything in a while. And nobody likes to click a link so heres some vague prices.. ko-fi.com/killurmonkey (discounts to Canadians who can e-transfer cuz paypal doesnt need a friggin cut. ) #commissionsopen #art #illustration #characterart #monster #imhungy
sometimes i hang out in @codyschibi.bsky.social s draw along streams and i end up drawing dumb shit. here are two examples.
Then why the fuck have i been sitting here for an hour doing nothin.
like so many gnomes... please someone commission something not gnomes. ANYTHING BUT GNOMES. EVEN MORE GNOMES.. no wait...
sometimes someone gets you to keep making a bunch of lil gnomes. (no audio)
also did you know if you subsrcribe to my twitch stream you get drawn as a monster of "your" "choice" im just saying.. i could use some more monsters...
im still 4 or 5 eps behind on @dndpodcast.bsky.social but i have to assume that Old Man Bread Basket will be most important. And may be related to Norhall Academys #1 NPC that everyone definitely remembers "Night bread Johnny"
It doesnt matter which "Hotspot" i move towards i will get an offer from one of the other two directions Guarenteed.
They told me I would never have to sell the millennial manatee fanny pack game... betrayal.
man they real did my girl Mokey dirty in the fraggle reboot. she went from earth loving hippy nudist to quirky aunt who dies her hair.