Kyle Ian
@kyleian
INTP | STL⚜️ UX designer Maker, creator, gamer, meme enjoyer TikTok.com/@stoikgg YouTube.com/@stoikgg Twitch.tv/stoikgg
Me: casually walking around campus. My peripheral vision: “holy shit, St. Bernard.” Reality: turkey.
One of my favorite parts of Odyssey is its focus on hospitality. The idea that civilization is built on mutual respect between strangers makes Odysseus’ revenge feel earned. But the film also holds him accountable his Trojan Horse helped spark the collapse he survives. Powerful ending.
Spent the last few weeks getting my mtb back in operation. Felt good to go ride again for the first time in a couple years.
Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future. 2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.” 2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors. That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.
I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut
when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days
growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too
Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships
your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later: