Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain
35 | French-🇨🇦🏳️🌈 Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. ♡ Trust me, I'm funny. Opiniated bitch with a big mouth. ⚠️ All views are my own ✨️play my girlfriend's demo✨️
My bestie is moving soon, after 8 years and many adventures in Montreal, so we decided to have a little get together at a ceramic café to create pieces for her new home 💜
Now the proud new (temporary) owner of roller derby skates and many new (hopefully also temporary) bruises 💪
Hoping that if i wear this shirt often enough it will become true Self-care and improvement ✨️💅
Can't have veggies Can't have meat Can't breath outside And now can't have Taco Bell Just lettuce die already
My life feels like the third season of a Netflix show when the writers have no idea how to keep things interesting so they just throw the most outrageous, random and unbelievable shit at the audience hoping something will stick Anyway, the hat is back
Now eating my stupid healthy salad for my stupid overall health (I joke but this is ridiculously good)
Going on a stupid little* walk for my stupid mental health *i've been walking for over an hour and i still haven't turned around towards home
I might be dense but i don't even understand why people were looking forward to this, this thing just looks like a 70's speaker to me Add some wood panneling around and it would go stealth in my grandma's basement
I enjoyed Pine: A story of loss The game conveys exactly how it feels to grieve: days start looking all the same, you stop caring about your wellbeing, the world gets smaller, how a person can be the difference between living and just being alive and how letting go can become a matter of survival 💔
My plans for tomorrow to make everyone uncomfortable 🙂↕️💅 (Yes, i'm fatherless.) (Yes, i know that explains a lot.)
One thing to know about me is that i absolutely love my job, i think i'm insanely privileged to do what i do and i genuinely care... ...but now i'm considering going on leave because of the toll of the last few weeks and it breaks my heart 💔
I bought new sunglasses ☀️ (I'm Morpheus about to offer HRT to Neo🏳️⚧️)
I made biscoff blondies this morning 🏵 Baking helps me be proud of myself when i feel unappreciated, making sweet treats gives me something to look forward to when i'm struggling and just feels like a hug when i'm sad
June ☀️ #promosky Hi, I'm Laurence 35 ♡ Fr 🇨🇵 Eng 🇬🇧 ♡ She/her/🇨🇦/🏳️🌈/♉️ ♡ History enthusiast ♡ Feminist & Queer studies ♡ Delilah Bon, The Plot in you, Caskets, Xana & + ♡ Food is my love language ♡ LoTR, Supernatural ♡ Tattoos collector ♡ I'm like if Untitled Goose Games was a person Lets be #moots
Why would i be scared of the void? That's just my cat's brain #catsofbluesky
MY GIRLFRIEND GOT US TICKETS I'M SEEING DELILAH BON IN SEPTEMBER 😭😭😭😭
I finished reading Nellie Bly's book, "10 days in a mad-house" AND HOW IS THIS NOT A MANDATORY READ IN EVERY SCHOOL EVERYWHERE Men labelling "problematic" women insane since forever
This is disgusting and just pure evil. Bigots have nothing better to do than throw a tantrum over who might take a leak next to them. Hey @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social you wanna know exactly how history books are gonna remember you? 👇 #transrighsarehumanrights #transwomenarewomen #transmenaremen