Lucy Jordache
@lucyjordache
. I swear a lot. I like dogs. I don’t like many people. I love sunshine.
So excited! Going to Spain tomorrow to experience the total solar eclipse on Wednesday. Whoop!
My band played the ruins of Pompeii this weekend. Hope you weekend was as much fun as mine.
My wonderful niece just did the London Marathon in 3 hours 31 minutes. This billboard made her laugh:)
It might not mean much to you, but my magnolia bush that I planted five years ago, is just about to bloom for the first time! Cue extreme soon in on my camera!
I’m going to change my language from now on. Trump is a custard. Happy Monday everyone.
Look at the dementia patient with his finger on the nuclear button. Trump is a demented cunt. Happy Thursday everyone.
Trump is a cunt. Fuck you too. We don’t need you either. #boycottusa. Happy Saturday everyone.
Groomed my dog today. Made another dog. Neither are cunts. Happy Sunday!
Instagram doesn’t like me calling trump a cunt then. They have no problem with him calling a female journalist a ‘piggy’ though….