thicc husband and father

@lukeisamazing

same guy from twitter, thanks for having me. he/him. cohost and producer of We’re Not So Different medieval history podcast and Welcome to the Crusades: The First Crusade patreon.com/wnsdpod welcometothecrusades.com

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thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 24d

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 25d

who knew Odysseus was a Canuck?

Map of how Odysseus traveled around the Bay of Fundy in Canada with text:

Fundy adventures
Route Odysseus may have taken around the Bay of Fundy
NEW
BRUNSWICK
Three whirlpools
Saint John
Grand
Manan Is.
(Home of Calypso),
Bay of Fundy
Cape Split (home of monster Scylla)
Annapolis Basin (home of Sun god's cattle)
Odysseus's ship wrecked
NOVA SCOTIA
Labrador Current carries Odysseus into
Bay of Fundy
Atlantic Ocean
By ship
... By raft

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 25d

logging on

Robocop stepping out of a police car and being shot my dozens of bullets that ping off him while reaching for his gun with quote “if that is how you want to play it creeps”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 27d

another failed crusade! what is this, the 40th in a row? can’t even retake the New Jerusalem: Atlanta, Georgia

English fans dressed as Templar crusaders during the England loss to Argentina in the World Cup semis

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 27d

this is what the English defense did to Pickford against that Argentine shooting gallery in the 2nd half

Milhouse in hockey goalie pads, with all four limbs tied to the goalposts

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 28d

me abandoning Messi for Spain in the final

Grindset image of a guy in a suit flashing cash in front of smoke that says “Top 5 things ima do when 1 get rich:
1. Letting the money change me
2. Switching up on my day 1s
3. Forgetting where I came from
4. Ignoring my Loved ones
5. Ignore system injustice”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 28d

it’s the rare case where you’ve gotta hand it to Sparty

Libs of TikTok post saying that Michigan state university is selling official shirts in Arabic with a screenshot of a Michigan State green shirt with Arabic writing on it for $32

QT of the previous post by MSRTerps: you will not believe what it translates to with a screenshot of Arabic to English translation of the wording on the shirt, which means “oh my god he ran into a problem with the snap”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· 29d

once again thinking about this image of Simon de Montfort the Elder getting his head crushed by a stone during the Siege of Toulouse as part of the Albigensian Crusade. eat shit, asshole, couldn’t have happened to a worse guy

Painting of the death of Simon de Montfort during a medieval siege outside Toulouse in 1217. Simon is on his warhorse, both decked out in red and white lion livery of his house. The horse is raring back but Simon has dropped his sword and a stone has taken his head off

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 13

me: expanding the World Cup to 64 teams will ruin the best sporting event in the world! me in 2030, watching the République du Québec eliminate the Neo Sea Peoples Confederation at 2am:

Woody harrelson watching the video and screaming from season 1 of True Detective

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 13

logging on

Weird little green guy with bulging eyes saying “you sent for me. What do you wish?”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 11

“fucked up, I am. feel like my head is made of suckers, I do”

picture of a weed dispensary window from Prague with various rolling papers and other weed ads as well as an oversized Yoda bust with the top of his head open and replaced by weed suckers

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 8

Wikipedia editors waiting for confirmation of Mitch McConnell's death
formerly
was
had been
Jar Jar Binks in Ep 1: Steady. Steady.

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 8

the Battle for Nazi Gold

Popbase tweet: Argentina and Switzerland to face off in quarterfinals of the World Cup

Images of Argentine and Swiss flags

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 7

watching Christian Pulisic rn

Little kid playing video games with two older kids but the little kid’s controller isn’t plugged in with caption “he thinks he’s playing”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 6

Embarrassing to get called out by the most corrupt man to ever live

Post from Sepp Blatter: Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S.
President intervenes with the FIFA President
- and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match - the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?
Football must never become a playground for political power. #FIFA #WorldCup #Giannilnfantino #DonaldTrump

Bart Simpson saying “now sepp blatter’s scoring off me”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 4

Post on r/crusaderkings: made the guy who took near 30 mins to order 8 sandwiches from a subway right in front of me, making me late to my meeting today with image of Count Subway Bastard if Eat Fresh-Alot von 8 Sandwiches

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jul 1

when I have to reach into the garbage disposal and pull out some disgusting, wet gunk

Rhaenyra looking very very upset in house of the dragon and holding the end of a sword

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jun 30

hope you had a great pride

the NERV hang from Evangelion at a pride parade. Fuyutsuki in a “foxy grandpa” hat, Asuka with rainbow hair, Ikari wearing a sign that says “proud of my son”, Shinji and Narawu wearing a COCK hat, together

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jun 29

hired gooners?

Stern faced guy with a 5 o clock shadow and trilby hat in wojak style with caption, “the gooner” on top and various phrases like “you got it boss” and “you need to talk to the boss,” “okay boss”, “you can count on me boss,” “sure thing boss,” “got a problem with the boss,” and “I’m on it boss”

thicc husband and father@lukeisamazing· Jun 28

this is going to be an absolute mess and I’m pumped. it will have to have subtitles bc Middle English is largely unintelligible to us. but, even funnier, pronunciation at this time is a nightmare French was still a court language and so they’d have various dialectical French accents layered on top