Deadly Osmanthus Soup

@madpierrot

💫 Allie B. 💫 Wrestling, ttrpgs, cats. Barfs forth romantica? Counts as a small writing team, cannot be stopped. 💫 Scriptwriter @ RS | SS: KtJL, LEGO Batman LotDK, [REDACTED] 💫 Opinions are my own. 💫 parapoly.gay 💫 allie@madpierrot.design 💫 she/they. 💫

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Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 15d

Tonight’s dinner is grilled cheese (with leftover pizza mozzarella and pickled onions), yum yum wings, and tomato soup (with rose harissa and gochugaru). Very tasty. Good job, me. Redrafting this post as sexually suggestive just to be left alone, what a great website...

Grilled cheese on sourdough bread (with fresh sliced mozzarella and pickled onions), yum yum wings, and tomato soup (with rose harissa and gochugaru) sit on a square plate with a rounded square bowl. It’s on my stove because that’s where the light is and my desk is messy.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 17d

Pretty good dinner!

A plate of carne asada steak and couscous seasoned with harissa, with mixed frozen veggies, edamame, and chickpeas topped by pickled onions. It was real good.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 18d

If you’re wondering when I remembered the pepperonis, it’s about 2 minutes ago.

A cheesy and oozing pizza topped with red sauce, mozzarella, basil, and pepper fresh out of the oven. There’s also sun-dried tomatoes buried in there. I forgot literally every other ingredient somehow. And my crust is pale because I haven’t gotten more olive oil yet. Don’t judge me please. Unless it’s good, I like praise.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 18d

I forgot about these for like 24 hours and I don’t think they’re makin’ it…

A windowsill with potted basil and mint plants and a little quad of sprouts. Everything is dying. Everything. I don’t think anything survives. I got seeds and we’re trying again.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 18d

"You okay over there, buddy?" -this store, probably.

A cart with almost 500USD worth of vinyl.

Dead Kennedys "Nazi Punks Fuck Off" single
Kendrick Lamar "GNX" LP
Nine Inch Nails "Nine Inch Noize" 2LP
Hole "Celebrity Skin" LP
Orville Peck "Mule" LP
The Lost Boys Soundtrack LP
Fall Out Boy "Take This To Your Grave" LP
Fall Out Boy "Folie a Deux" 2LP
Evanescence "Sanctuary" 2LP (not the galaxy one, sadly)
Fall Out Boy "MANIA" LP
Fall Out Boy "Believers Never Die Vols. 1 & 2" 3LP total
Fall Out Boy "American Beauty/American Psycho" LP

Yes, it's a whole lotta vinyl. But I need it for reasons.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 27d

It looks like tonight’s dinner is steak, but it’s actually potatoes (and a side salad).

A small steak with dipping sauce and MANY tiny halves of potatoes sit on a square teal and black plate. A square-ish matching bowl full of spring mix and spinach topped with a mango vinaigrette sits next to it.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· 28d

She’s here and she’s big and I’m looking at her disrespectfully. (I’m also waiting for her to charge because I didn’t realize it was delivered this afternoon.)

A black Huion Inspiroy Giano sits on an extraordinarily messy desk. A black two finger glove, a black pen holder, and a black slim pen sit on top of it. I sketched a face real quick in, like, under five minutes and it looks okay. I might cry. I can’t wear my magnetic watch band while using it though, time to get rid of the bitch.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Jul 10

Hello, I think YT subtitles being deeply wrong in very specific ways is hilarious. (But also this is a thoughtful take on the tendency towards the commodification of of the Leo snapping gif for video games, wrt guest characters in fighting games. Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=vExE28Zj…)

A screenshot from a video of John EyepatchWolf (Regular Edition). I won't describe his expression in the ill-timed screenshot, that would be mean. Flames lick inwards from the edge of the frame. The subtitle text reads "Hello, it's me, the Bod Takeover, and I'm here with another scorching hot" before cutting off. The words said were "Hello, it's me, the Bad Take Haver, and I'm here with another scorching hot [bad take]."

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Jul 8

Can I make a round pizza? No, definitely not. Can I make a good pizza? Debatable.

An extremely lopsided plain (because I forgot about the basil and it liquified…) cheese and sauce pizza topped with come olives (which I did not slice at all) and some sun-dried tomatoes (also unsliced) topped with gochugaru and pepper. Its sizzles g lightly on a baking stone, fresh out the oven.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Jul 6

Order up!

Beef short ribs (2) topped by a tomato-based gravy full of frozen veggie bits. Somewhere under there are instant mashed potatoes. Yeah, instant, fight me about it.

The other three short ribs in the plethora of gravy with frozen veggies. It’s still in the instant pot. Gonna freeze it in a sec. No idea how I’m reheating later. That’s tomorrow Allie’s problem.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Jun 21

Just so you all know, @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social is to blame for what's happened to my YT algo.

A screenshot of a YT thumbnail showing a pale and gaunt person with white-blonde hair holding a book in one hand and touching near the camera with the other. The text under reads "ASMR Cranial Nerve Exam after Resurrection | Fear & Hunger Roleplay". This is not what I'm looking for to fall back asleep this Sunday...

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Jun 6

FedEx has finally been defeated.

A deluxe edition PS5 copy of LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight sitting wrapped on my desk a full two weeks after release. I should not have had to go on a multi-part quest to get this and put it straight on the shelf. I don’t even feel like installing it at this point. I’m tired. Had a nice walk home though.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 27

Bored now.

A more refined sketch but now I hate it. Oh well.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 27

I started sketch my WoL, Bespoke Cheeks the Throneshaker, but I’ve forgotten what his hair actually looks like because it’s been in a fuckass pink beret since Valentines… It’s a good sketch pre-hair tho!

A very unfinished and very bald version of Bespoke Cheeks, the Warrior of Light portrayed by me. Ignore his ears, bunny ears are hard. I’m gonna open the game just for reference right now.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 25

Spaghoots balonies with some cheese on top. Tonight’s refreshment is a cream soda Olipop. Bone apple teeth, friends.

A small vat of baby’s first bolognese in the instant pot still. Will be dishing this into souper cubes to freeze for future dinners. It’s a basic recipes but with some diced mushrooms, cannellini beans, and baby spinach for higher protein and fiber content.

A plate of protein pasta with the protein bolognese topped with cheese because I crave big gains.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 23

One of my friends screengrabbed my name in the credits! There I am, that's me, I am in fact collecting credits like Infinity Stone and/or Chaos Emeralds, thanks for asking! FedEx is still holding my copy hostage. But I have pancakes and groceries so it's fine for now probably.

A screenshot from the end credits of LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight. The heading is "Co-Dev Rocksteady" and the third listed name is "Scriptwriter: Allie Bustion". Who is Deadly Osmanthus Soup's flesh vessel. I is they. She is me.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 16

Slowly remembering how to sketch. Need to find a good face and hair ref. And not lay down while doing this probably.

An extremely unfinished sketch of a face with uneven eyes, no hair, and the largest chin. I don’t know where I was going with the hair. To look for reference probably.

A somehow even more unfinished sketch of a face but with a vague idea of what the hair doin’, which is two braids to the front over the ear and big messy coils (in theory, they’re very implied). At least the features look a little more confident.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 9

The worst part about making a delicious breakfast is doing dishes after.

A breakfast sits on a square black and teal plate with a matching bowl on a gas stove. On the plate are slices of bacon (lavender and honey cured); scrambled eggs with labneh, pickles onions, and maitake mushrooms; and a bowl of creamy grits (with butter and sugar). A soup spoon sits in the bowl and a fork rests off to the side of the plate.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· May 4

Gonna add this to my novel press kit like a badge of honor.

A screenshot of the above post, liked by Kieron Gillen. Don’t tell him, but I like a lot of his villains. We can’t let him know he’s good at writing, that’s how you end up with too many puns.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 26

Look at my little folder structure! Gotta find a theme that fits it a bit better but I'm keepin' shit cute as always. Also, you can tell which as closer to finished and which have decidedly working titles.

A screenshot of an Obsidian file folder structure. Each folder name is preceded by an emoji to change the order.

>Admin
⌄ Ideas
>> They/They Causing M...
⌄ Drafts
⌄⌄ Flash Fiction
>>> Big Blue (which is in Skull & Laurel issue 4!)
>>> The Roommate
>>> We Keep You Going
⌄⌄ Short Stories
>>> Disaster Lesbian G...
>>> The Hunt
>>> The Roommate (yes, like the one above but longer)
⌄⌄ Novels
(nothing in here yet)
⌄⌄ Novellas
(nothing in here yet)
⌄⌄ Serials
(nothing in here yet)
⌄⌄ Long Scripts
(nothing in here yet)
⌄⌄ Short Scripts
(nothing in here yet)

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 19

I’m with my friends and having a good time.

A screen in a private karaoke room with Breaking Free from High School Musical playing. I don’t know this song, I’m only coming in on the ensemble lines.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 17

... I MEAN, I GUESS.

A screenshot from the results of the quoted quiz.

"Your Result:
Modern Girly (gender neutral)
ONLINE ONLINE ONLINE. Your screen time is 3000 hours. You have it all, ring light, stream set up, vtt, private discord, vtuber models, actual play recs and you have mandatory safety tools. Absolute cutting edge stuff. You wanna learn about the history of rpgs through dungeon crawling? Check out the MetaDungeon on backerkit!"

I don't actually have a vtuber model but I have thought about it.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 16

Titanium Court surely is a game demo that happened at me last night...

A partial screenshot of the demo of Titanium Court, showing something like a map in the center. In the inset to the right is a man in a suit gesturing at the map-adjacent thing. Below both is a text box with a downward facing arrow to the bottom right and a scroll icon for the log to the bottom left that reads:
* "Oh yeah. It's confusing right!? These routes were conjured back in the 60s. Everyone was hopped up on allegory or something."

I have no earthly idea what any of this means on any level. I'm just doin' my little match-3s.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 16

Nice... This silly little spicy paranormal romcom premise has turned into something about found family, queerness, specifically being not cis, and being made to feel like a monster. ... Definitely very light-hearted and soft, please look forward to it.

A screenshot from Scrivener showing the statistics (fast estimate) on my novel-in-progress. The important part is that this is 69k words right now. Nice.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 15

“Yes, hello, I am Poppy.”

A screenshot of an album cover and song title and artist. They do not match. The cover is Poppy. The song is “Sun Killer” by Spiritbox. Spiritbox’s lead singer is Courtney LaPlante and is not Poppy. This mistake is not just one made this weird program and Tidal mucking it up. Courtney LaPlante was also mistaken for Poppy at the 2025 Grammys. That’s it. That’s the whole joke. I have put so much effort in for this joke.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Apr 10

Rapidly googling how you do this with any amount of boob without it hurting and also while being short…

A screenshot of a Black masc person doing an incline dumbbell row like it’s nothing. You may note that their chest is flat and they’re tall enough to do this comfortably. My feet can barely reach far enough to get my chin to the top of the headrest. This is misogynoir in action.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Mar 24

Good news, the instant pot kinda mostly deglazed itself while I was working out, lucky me. And I remembered the parm.

Chicken and mushroom (tree oyster and shiitake) risotto with peas and spinach topped with shaved parm in a white square bowl. A hydration drink and a can of ginger ale Olipop I didn’t even get to are in the background with my water bottle. I might be hiding a jar of candy but it’s fine actually.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Mar 24

I'm sorry, three questions here: 1. who even are you? 2. a WHAT. I wasn't aware this was something you could apparently power cycle like its a touchy router?! 3. what year is it that this equivalent to a drugstore magazine rack cover is prescribing orgasms for hysteria? Because that's what this is.

A screenshot from my inbox from "Ten Tabs". No, I don't know who that is. The subject line reads "A "Vagus Nerve Reset" Is the Easiest Hack for Less Stress". Yes, exactly like that, with the quotes and capitalization. The body begins to read "Plus: The Feline Oscars and a Five-Minute Plank Workout". I hate everything about this. All of it.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Mar 23

Bless the local Jewish bakery for this short trip back home.

A pair of fried eggs and a massive bagel sit on a square plate in front of an iced coffee and a water bottle. The bagel is stuffed with greens, salted cucumbers, radish, cream cheese, and bacon. I am ascending in this moment.

Deadly Osmanthus Soup@madpierrot· Mar 22

I may have put too much on it but I’m finally having my pizza and wings.