mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 5d I went to this place and had to interact with a human being. No stars.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 10d Coco Chanel - French stench wench
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 11d How a company have a name this dirty?
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 14d Do androids dream of electric sheep?
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 14d If you lead your kindergarten class in a mass kazooing of The Imperial March, I will pay you ten dollars.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 16d Not now. I'm playing Pong on Mitch McConnell's EEG.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 21d CNN - The Most Trusted Name in Nose Hair Trimmer News
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· 29d - Kids! Dinner! We're having textured vegetable protein product.
- Yay!
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jul 11 America has a Gronk, Norway has a Gronk--my theory is that every country has a Gronk.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jul 10 Yin is dark, cold, and feminine.
It is associated with earth, moon, water, and valleys.
Yang is light, warm, and masculine.
It is associated with heaven, sun, fire, and mountains.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jul 3 In case you've been following his career . . .
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jun 23 What do you call a couple who think everyone's out to get them?
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jun 17 Do you recognize these men? They are narco humorists.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jun 7 This is the moment Trump literally crushes under his heel an instrument of the press, in this case a lavaliere microphone that is the property of NBC News. It goes CRUNCH--like a cockroach--and the audio goes dead.
mamaspinkytoe@mamaspinkytoe· Jun 4 My poop is bigger than skyscrapers.