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Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach (@matrixman124) · DIRTY

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach

@matrixman124

Systems Administrator The Will of D Translator's Note: D means Deez Nuts Based on the works of Eiichiro Oda Minors DNI 🔞

2.182 Folgt3.992 Follower63.681 Posts

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Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 15h

Donald Glover in the This is America music video

He is shirtless and his hair and beard are grown out

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 20h

Yup

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Jotaro Kujo and Star Platinum 2 pack Funko Pops

Jotaro has his black cap and school uniform

Star Platinum looks like a purple genie with a gold headband and black long hair floating up

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 1d

Screenshot from Saints Row 4 showing the Knifethrower - a large gun that shoots knives

This is from the Friendly Fire gun shop UI. Buy/upgrade weapons > Special

KNIFETHROWER
The Evicerator
Fires knives and causes targets to take bleeding damage over time

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 5d

The tall lady who walks like a Still Life is in the Backrooms

She is a blonde woman. In a blue blazer and black slacks. She is holding a black dossier.

The background is yellow wallpapered rooms and corridors with fluorescent lights

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 6d

Boom

I am holding a Bomb Girl Funko Pop

She has a head shaped like a megaton bomb with a mouth

There are explosions coming from her feet and hands

It is Pop Animation! 2351 from Chainsaw Man the Reze Arc

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 7d

I just love Latinas, Sonic

Salma Hayek with an orange crop top tied at the chest and a red skirt lifted to expose a bunch of throwing knives strapped to her leg

She has her hands on her hips and looks not pleased

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 9d

We are not prepared

Scene from Birdemic where poorly composited birds are "flying" around a neighborhood and crashing and exploding into the background

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 9d

Veep af

An Elaborate Ruse: Trump Secretly Used Military Jet to Leave Turkey Amid Threats
President Trump hid in an airport catering cart and was taken to a military jet for a secret flight out of country after the NATO summit last month.

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 9d

Graham Platner was a harbinger of this

This feels sort of obvious to say, but I really can’t imagine a bigger victory for the right wing. A new generation of leftists who are have bought into an extremely online distortion of their own history, are pathologically ashamed of it, and now absolutely terrified of sounding woke. Feels like it might just be easier to acknowledge it’s inherently cringe to believe in something and move on.

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 9d

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social I am scromiting

And so, vibes dictate that millennials were all polyamorous quirk chungus Disney adults drinking tea out of mustache mugs and wearing Doctor Who scarves and reading Supernatural fanfic and doing TikTok dances at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Even though the richest and most powerful millennials in the world include Mark Zuckerberg, Taylor Swift, Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, Rihanna, Stephen Miller, Kalshi co-founder Luana Lopes Lara, and Jared Kushner. Swift might be dead to rights quirk chungus. But the others? Not really!

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 10d

Is he in this photo?

Patrick Wilson is looking at something confused. Behind him is Mitch McConnell and he is a red and black demon with his mouth open

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 12d

HES POASTING BEYOND THE GRAVE

Reposted by Tim Heidecker

InfoWars

@realinfowars.bsky.social 50m

Joined Apr '26

Witness Tim's descent into Hell on his endless pursuit of retribution.

Watch last night's explosive Emergency

here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkqY...

SWIFT D

TIM HEIDECKER IS DEAD.

Emergency with Tim Heidecker - TIM GOES TO THE AFTERLIFE

YouTube video by InfoWars

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 12d

Nice

"he's talking about hentai"

Did I stutter?

69 likes

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 13d

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 14d

The Night of Nov 24 Cope

Joined Nov '24

"Seismic" means the white media's preferred candidate won.

Joined Nov '24

This is why I can't with them. It's all hype and hyperbole. It's not strategic. It's not fact-based. Way too much first person shooter game “kill or be slaughtered “.

Joined Nov '24

About as seismic as a wet fart. Dude barely squeaked by......

Now he's got to prove himself to win in a general election. It's going to be a heavy lift with a large swath of the electorate still pissed off by his surrogates behavior and not ready to sing kumbaya....

Seismic,My Black Ass !!!

Joined Nov '24

They will overplay this fake mandate and lose the Senate seat and then blame everyone else as usual

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 16d

The Two Jonah Hills

Arnold is being an asshole with his karate skills and assaults a guy who is asking for directions to the bus stop thinking he's an attacker.

He doesn't hurt the guy but he does make his clothes tear off revealing his white briefs. The man walks away crying dejectedly

Arnold is dressed as a karate black belt with his blonde hair pushed back with a white headband

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 19d

@tncts.bsky.social Thank you so much for your Dorohedoro sticker set. I used them to decorate my first embossed Leuchtturm1917!

A Leuchtturm1917 sketchbook with landscape A5 paper

The cover is forest green with gold embossed text in the bottom right corner that says Matrixman

Stickers on the inside cover of the sketchbook by Olivia Fields (wifh the exception of the orange and green Statue of Liberty sticker)

Top left sticker is Fujita running and looking worried. He is wearing his red long nose mask with his brown hunting cap and his red and white pointy shoes

Bottom left sticker is En holding a mushroom. He has spiky red hair and a mask with an evil grin and he is dressed with a black and white pinstriped spiky suit

Between to the right is Chota who is wearing a black fuzzy mask with a bird beak showing his gritted teeth inside. He is half naked

In the center top is a sticker for ohfields.com with silhouetted head with a flashing right eye

In the center bottom is the statue of Liberty sticker

Between them to the right is Shou who has a bandaged head and hands. He is pointing his fingers together embarrassed.

On the top right is Ebisu who is wearing a skull mask with wheels on the side and a license plate on the forehead. She is pointing and laughing at you.

At the bottom right is Turkey. She is wearing a mask that is a whole baked turkey. She is wearing an apron and oven mitts. She is holding a kitchen knife

A sticker on the top right of Caiman. He has a green spiky reptile head with a gas mask on. He is giving a peace sign.

On the bottom left is Shin who has a heart mask with the eyeholes cut out. He is wearing a suit with a chain on his pants. He is holding a hammer.

On the top right is Nikaido with her green mask that looks like a hockey mask. She has blonde hair and an orange jumpsuit. She is holding a plate of gyoza. She is also giving a peace sign

On the bottom right is Noi. She is wearing a black gimp mask with teeth that resemble the teeth on En's mask.

She is wearing a dark blue jumpsuit l with white stripes. And is holding up her fist to fight

In the center is a "Please return to _____ " section.

At the bottom it says "Thank you very much"

A Leuchtturm1917 sketchbook with landscape A5 paper

The cover is forest green with gold embossed text in the bottom right corner that says Matrixman

This photo has the sketchbook wrap with details about it

On top are 2 black pens and a dark grey and white pen

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 21d

Also gave us this

Mustang holds up a black and white puppy, examines it seriously saying "dogs huh" and then smiles and exclaims "I LOVE DOGS"

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 22d

Just when I thought I was out...

I am holding a Funko 2026 Summer Convention Limited Edition Pochita Funko Pop from Chainsaw Man the Reze Arc

Pochita is calmly sitting on a green inner tube and slurping and greenish drink while wearing a sunhat with a green ribbon

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 23d

The Major loves dolls

He is a blonde anime Nazi in a trenchcoat with glasses

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 27d

Nobody: Bluesky:

A heavily muscled caveman who was thawed out of ice is looking scary. His name is Ugg the Caveman

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 27d

He is such a loser

“A quarter billion people follow me,”

Musk said, referring to his X followers, adding “I think a lot more people actually like me than don't.”

The billionaire then said that “a lot more people hate you and the media more than you realize.”

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 27d

"And I would have gotten away with it too, without you meddling leftists"

Fred from Scooby Doo unmasks The Bulwark revealing a scowling Dick Cheney

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 28d

James Bond is dressed as a clown in a yellow and orange checkered coat, orange bow tie, orange hair, a black bowler with an orange strap.

He has white makeup and a red nose

This scene happens later in the same movie as the one Coach posted above. It's goofy don't play

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· 29d

Oh? Are you approaching me?

A stick figure man made of light is menacingly approaching with a ZUH sound effect

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· Jul 21

Mmm delicious yummy shit

ae @aelkus.bsky.social. 11h

Joined Apr '23

Bluesky Elder

say what you will about ben garrison, but he could at least communicate everything the reader needed to know with one panel and a minimum of dialogue bubbles

Zoomer Antimillena...

@surc.... 12h

Joined Aug '23

Bluesky Elder

I find this genre exhausting when there's plenty of stuff ppl are facing personal financial crises over (rent, medicine, even auto insurance) and the Very Online keep making up shit about the one thing almost no one in America has trouble affording: fucking food.

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@aelkus.bsky.social

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Bluesky Elder

if you asked garrison to make the cartoon in the QST, he could compress all six panels into one and make it look visually baroque too

10:41 AM ·

Jul 20 2026

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· Jul 20

This is disgusting and downright blasphemous.

Instagram post from Taylor Frankie Paul of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives/Momtok fame

She received AI generated images of Jesus with her family from a fan and loved them so much that she blew them up and framed them

taylorfrankiepaul
Wed 10:35 PM

I made these for you. In my darkest moments, I visualize Jesus with me. I made a few ai images to help me see it better. It helped me, and I hope it helps you too. We're here for you Taylor. Thank you for speaking for my mom, and many others who have suffered.

I had such a strong feeling to send them for some reason. Like I felt God telling me to, even if you weren't gonna see them. My mom is a survivor and your story reminds me so much of my childhood, and I ended up with someone just like my dad but I luckily got out but I had to move and start a new life

That same night

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· Jul 19

Argentina goalie be like:

D2 Mighty Ducks - Iceland's goalie catches a very strong shot and now has a visible bruise on their hand

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· Jul 19

Non-NJ people when they talk about NJ:

Dr Rick Dagless tell this story:
The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

Dr Lucien Sanchez replies:
My aunt lives in Scotland; she says it's quite nice.

Dagless retorts: Well she's wrong

Josh D. S. 2 On the Beach@matrixman124· Jul 15

Nice.

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