today was the day denshattack finally became president

if you find me dead later don't believe the note

was planning this pizza for Denshattack release day all week and now i don't even get to play it today lol (the pizza rules though, i'll probably make it [maybe])

arino spirit at the very least

lol. anyway, i just made a bacon and bell pepper omelette with truffle cheese sauce for breakfast while listening to vanilla lake. rest in piss bozo

building an ode to humanity in pokopia

jrpg sadboys summer has started

me waking up the past few mornings

on the rare occasion I see shit from facebook it's nothing but paranormal conspiracy theory videos. saw this one the other day, which besides being one of the funniest things i've ever seen, seems really representative of this current moment

when the tuna pizza hits

germany out here wilding with the bussy mix ice pops

me watching the nintendo direct today with no wants or expectations besides seeing more of the duskbloods

20+ hours into this replay of ff7 rebirth on switch 2 and realizing how dirty it was done by people (myself included) who can only view games through the lens of how long it takes to beat them before moving on to the next one ad nauseum

when a geoff keighley show actually has things I care about

peak gaming is back

when your grandma finds out you conned her into paying 100 dollars to play a mickey mouse game for 47 minutes

made it into the first post of the resetera review thread. i'll be sure to remember all you little people while i sip champagne on the game reviewer yacht

decided to give the persona series another shot with 3 portable after bouncing off of 5 years ago, largely because of the glazing from @intothecast.bsky.social. knew i'd probably like it, but wasn't expecting to cry watching a robot discover what it means to love and be alive. i am now a Persona Guy

currently experiencing ego death helplessly watching my wife recreate my dead eyes and thinning hair in tomodachi life

catch me on the leaderboards, bozos

gave the cat a nibble of rotisserie chicken and he starts looking at me like this

played two hours of mixtape

when you bust out the word desultory to yell at someone on the internet with a quilava avatar about Bad Teacher

saw maybe the worst ad i've ever seen on the way home tonight

i saw god in sektori tonight

if you like reading video game reviews written by me then your ass is about to get blasted in the next week or so starting tomorrow 🫡