Mike Bloom (@michaelbloom) · DIRTY

Mike Bloom

@michaelbloom

I love your dog and cat. Mets fan. Member of the Dangerous Nights crew. Fix your heart or die.

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Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 1d

So he used White House staffers and the press as bait

In Ankara, Trump boarded the old Air Force One jumbo jet in view of television cameras. He was secretly shuttled minutes later to a smaller plane — an Air Force C-32A — via an airport catering truck typically used to load meals and other supplies preflight, according to the U.S. official and corroborating material reviewed by The Post. That made Air Force One a “decoy” with media and some White House staff aboard, the official said.

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 1d

And on a school night too

Dam akroyd in dragnet

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 1d

Add it to the list!

Trump sleeping

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 4d

Tim Robinson saying ooh devereaux from detroiters

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 6d

Now that's what I call where are the Epstein files

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 7d

AMERICA CAN, SHOULD, MUST, AND WILL BLOW UP THE MOON

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 9d

We all know who's really in charge

Worm driving apple car

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 9d

And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat ...

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 10d

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!"

Beast from the animated X-Men

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 10d

Ray can do no wrong

Ray Knight scoring the game-winning run in game 6 of the 1986 World series

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 10d

My friend who stupidly doesn't listen to @cbbworld.bsky.social turned 50 on May 1st and sent me this today! As the prophecy predicted...

that performed reggae versions of Led Zeppelin songs sung by a 300lbs Elvis impersonator

In 2024, Chibson USA released the official band documentary titled Dread Zeppelin: A Song of Hope

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 11d

They don't need to do an investigation. Trump drove his motorcade through it.

Trump motorcade driving through the empty reflecting pool

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 11d

4 months ago...

Energy Secretary Chris Wright said Sunday that there's "a very good chance" gas prices could drop below $3 per gallon by summer, predicting that in "a few more weeks" the U.S. will have "removed the risk" of Iran's continued threat on global energy supplies.

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 15d

Urge overkill saturation

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 16d

Gas is most definitely not in the "3 dollar range"

Today’s AAA National Average $4.1100

Price as of 7/27/26

National average gas prices

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 16d

Sea hag

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 18d

Literally from a month ago.

Europeans should learn to love the air-conditioner
Green electricity means never having to say sorry for lowering the thermostat

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 20d

The answer is obviously "there's nothing going on in politics right now" 🤦‍♂️

The real answer is that there's nothing going on in politics right now. Republicans won and many culture issues have been rolling back, so the usual traditional conservative DW audience have stepped away for now.

Any content creator who still wants an audience has to pander to conspiracies and other extreme takes like Candace and Tucker. That's not where the DW wants to go.

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 20d

Fudge!

Lots of fudge!

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 23d

Fran Drescher is smoking hot in this movie

Lydia Lei, Donna Dixon, Fran Drescher, Lynn Whitfield, on-set of the Film, "Doctor Detroit", Universal Pictures, 1983

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 23d

I can't stop laughing

Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 23d

Spain edited Trump out of the trophy presentation photo

Trophy photo sans Trump

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 23d

THE DISPUTED ISLANDS LIE HERE, OFF THE COAST OF ARGENTINA

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 24d

Considering how he 'met' his wife, I would say this guy is definitely a huge piece of shit

Fox News' Jesse Watters Jokes About Flattening Future Wife's Tires So He Could Drive Her Home

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 24d

Why would you ask a libertarian anything?

The Amos with the Pearl Earring... @WAForeskins

My girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat

Libertarian Party @LPNational 2/6/19

In your words, what do Libertarians believe?

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· 26d

'We found these pouches filled with an unknown white powder'

Packets of liquid iv

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· Jul 12

Audience member F*ck you, Lindsey Graham!

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· Jul 9

Tim Robinson yelling I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire.

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· Jul 9

Including his own hands!

Trump's word discolored hand

Mike Bloom@michaelbloom· Jul 8

He has some skeletons in his closet

Patrick Dempsey in the Oscar winning film Loverboy