Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice
Award-winning horror broski, salty New Englander, Archduke of Goofington Manor. INHALATION out now via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more 👉
Heading to San Francisco / wine country in the morning. Place your bets on whether or not I end up at a burger joint with a bottle of 1961 Cheval Blanc
I promise this is the weirdest fucking book I've sold to date, and it's only getting weirder. Mark your calendars; we're going full Weird Boy Summer in eleven months
I can't believe it's been a year since FEEDING THE WHEEL came out. Feels like it's only been a couple weeks since I was ultra flop sweating my debut novella's release, but hey! I didn't die! Big thanks to everyone who bought/read/reviewed my precious technicolor baby boy
I took this picture of the night sky in New Hampshire so I could show it to people when they ask why I'm like this. It's like Bird Box, yeah? ONLY THOSE WHO ARE TERMINALLY UNTETHERED FROM OBJECTIVE REALITY MAY SURVIVE UNDER THE HYPERCOLOR ALIEN CANOPY OF THE GRANITE STATE
NGL it's hard getting people to take your horror writing seriously when your entire physical vibe is "Sandals surf instructor who can be paid in cash or ice cold Zima"
FREE BOOKPLATE ALERT: Need your copy of INHALATION or FEEDING THE WHEEL signed? Just DM me your address and I will mail you a bookplate for $0. Why? Because you're friggin cool, that's why
You're god damned right ill sign your baby. I'll sign every friggin baby that is placed in front of me
Sundays are for signing. Party B&N: tinyurl.com/mux5k6su Gibsons (signed copies): tinyurl.com/4c7dpd39 'Zon: tinyurl.com/mrxk8shj Bookshop: tinyurl.com/5n8kzext
I am nothing if not a man of his word. Just sat down with @horrorjoypod.bsky.social to talk about INHALATION, the Natalie Imbruglia hat, and my extremely real @stephenking.bsky.social blurb
Whelp, this is absolutely the last Dell I'm ever buying! This $1500 ultrabook is made out of balsa wood and broken dreams
BREAKING: Every podcast interview for the remainder of the summer will be done in this hat
Just reading today's @tenebrouspress.bsky.social newsletter. A) I love you and thank you for the shout out, and B) APEROL SPRITZ IS A GOD-TIER BEVERAGE YOU LIMITED PALATE KIDS MEAL BUMPKINS
BRB suing Airheads for making an unauthorized Boulerice flavored version
Elbow support sleeves for lifting weights. Okay despite my fashion sense and emotional maturity level I am *definitely* 46
Happy Father's Day, Dadoo. You had no idea what to do with your very weird son while you were alive, and you sure as shit wouldn't have known how to handle AdultMike™, but I think you would've loved how awesome life turned out for your youngest boy. Wish you were here
"Everything that's worth doing is worth overdoing" also applies to cheeseburger night
These motherfuckers are about to ruin your day www.collectiveofthecenser.org B&N: tinyurl.com/mux5k6su Gibsons (signed copies): tinyurl.com/4c7dpd39 'Zon: tinyurl.com/mrxk8shj Bookshop: tinyurl.com/5n8kzext
I refuse to acknowledge my cats Charlie and Sydney, and I am absolutely not thanking my puppy Chad. They sabotage my writing career with their cuteness at every turn and they should all be ashamed of themselves
Later, after he passed and I was in the middle of cleaning out his auto body shop, I’d revisit at my notes app and understand I’d wanted to give him one last gift; a heroic send-off for a beautiful and wise man who’d led a complicated life and left our world entirely too early
Today is my 46th birthday. It's also publishing day for INHALATION. If it's alright with you guys, I'd like to talk about why this book exists, as well as spend some time thanking the folks who made this possible
Alright that's it. It's never gonna get better than this. I'm just gonna Seinfeld myself and retire now. Maybe I'll get a part-time job as a convention hotel bartender or exotic dancer or something