David C Bell
@moviehooligan
Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed. Head writer for Some More News. Former editor for Cracked.com
Ok I realize three of these cities are from Massachusetts but have you considered that you just need to get out of our fucking way you Connecticut prick
Hanging out with my nieces today and wanted to impress them so I’m wearing my Colm Meaney shirt
found a website that sells forensic investigation supplies anyone wanna go halfsies on a six pack of water recovery body bags
For all the international guests enjoying Boston landmarks might I suggest a day trip to go see the Worcester Turtle Fucker
This is my closest theater. I went tonight and the process of going through a security checkpoint to see a movie was so casually dystopian that it gave me an anger headache.
After many hours of hissing, growling, and biting, an uneasy agreement has been reached.
What always bothers me about the "BLANK couldn't get made today" discourse is that the flagship example, Blazing Saddles, almost didn't get made BACK THEN. And in fact, as Mel Brooks got more famous, you could argue it became MORE LIKELY to get made over time.
Gonna pitch The Guardian 1000 words on how my neighbor is too loud
The best part is knowing that this guy just doubled down about this. This was his whole day. Being furious about clouds.
We got a cat tree designed for large cats and Kitten has aggressively claimed the entire thing for herself.
Punk as fuck eating my low sugar 40th anniversary NOFX prebiotic fiber gummies while watching Star Trek in bed at 8pm
I have successfully confused the algorithm enough that they are trying to sell me horse digestive products this is great news