Cleveland! I headline Hilarities in one month, on September 11-12! Because it is my understanding and experience that Cleveland ROCKS, here I am as a caveman courtesy of my wonderful artist friend McKinley Cox! Tickets at myqkaplan.com or punchup.live/myqkaplan ! Much love, all!
From this day in history, August 10, 2024. My Last Comic Standing fellow top 5 finalists, Felipe Esparza, Tommy Johnagin, Roy Wood Jr, and Mike Destefano (RIP). Much love, all!
You belong to me. I belong to you. #comedy #jokes #funny #boyziimen #webdubois
Sometimes I answer questions on Quora and so they now email me questions to answer and this might be my favorite one I’ve seen:
NYC! Today! A glorious 5pm show! I tell newer jokes for an hour or so! My friend Grace Bahler tells a few also! (Jokes, not hours.) See you at QED Astoria at 5pm and then enjoy THE REST OF YOUR DAY! THERE WILL STILL BE DAY LEFT! Love to all! qedastoria.com/products/myq...
Here is a minute of my stand-up from my first late night set in 2009 on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Enjoy! And if you want to see more than a minute of more recent comedy, why not check out my 2025 special “Rini” on YouTube! Why not, I say? #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #funny
Some jokes are smart and some jokes are drum. #funny #jokes #standupcomedy #comedy #drum
A corny joke! Made even more so by my calling it a corny joke! Meta-corn! Children of the corny joke! OK that’s all. #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #corn
This is my friend Ron Placone! He is a super funny comedian doing a show at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest all this month AND he is the super most recent guest on my podcast Broccoli & Ice Cream. Enjoy! 🎨: @raminnazer.bsky.social broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/441-ron-plac...
Why isn’t a movie connoisseur called a “film knoir”? Because it looks weird and doesn’t evoke the word “knower” and also we don’t really use the word “knower” to mean someone who knows and also why not that? #movies #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy
Pennsylvania! I am headlining some shows in Hanover and Lancaster, the home of Utz chips and the Amish, so I had my wonderful artist friend McKinley Cox create this ridiculous poster (including a photo of me by Mindy Tucker)! Come on out to Tellus 360 and the Church of Satire in September!
I am an observational comedian. #comedy #funny #jokes #standupcomedy #illusions
Ooh baby baby it’s a Wildin’ world! #funny #comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy
Happy 10-year anniversary to when I first saw this sign (from the universe, that I should make a silly joke) and thus a silly joke was (Jason) born. To celebrate, I just watched another movie where Matt Damon played a guy who lost his mind. He’s good at it! Love to all!
What do you do for fun in the morning? #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy #morning
Thinking of starting a motorcycle gang called Heaven’s Devils. #jokes #comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy
A nice summertime joke for the whole family from one of the times I was on Conan’s TBS show! Enjoy these seconds of comedy! And then check out my newest hour special “Rini” on YouTube! Or watch that first and THEN check out these seconds. Your schedule is your own! #jokes #standupcomedy #funny
This is my friend Sally Ann Hall! She is a super funny comedian with a new special out called “Dead Wife Pretty” and she is also the super most recent guest on my podcast, Broccoli & Ice Cream! broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/440-sally-an... 🎨: @raminnazer.bsky.social
Tuesday night, I got off the subway but my jacket didn’t. My keys were in the pocket and traveled deep into Brooklyn. TO BE CONTINUED (on the next post) 📸: Scott Johnson
I hope that this joke makes you smile and not smile! #jokes #comedy #funny #cats #schrödinger
Hi! I lost a blue windbreaker jacket with my keys in the pocket. An air tag shows they’re near Ave P and W 11th St in Brooklyn. Seen them? Know anyone near there and to share my search with? I am a comedian but this is not a joke! Other than the comic tragedy of modern life! Thank you!
I hope you enjoy this joke about fruit! #jokes #funny #fruit #comedy #standupcomedy
I say potato, you say conspiracy theory. #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy #funny #potatoes