Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
@oldpappythomas
"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: | Data: | Pictures:
On the one hand the cats have been kind of annoying but on the other hand my girl summoned me to use my arm as a pillow
Found my new wife at TJMaxx/Homegoods. You missed your shot ladies.
One of the other advantages to being up early in the morning is you find all kinds of weird shit to watch. I opened up Youtube and found Europeans playing (real) football. LET'S GO, BOYS, RUN THE DAMN BALL!
new place is conducive to smart bulbs which means, of course, bisexual lighting
consider this, a boy who also has cats who also like lying with you.
Moved closer to the ocean and already have seals washing up on my bed
You know it's don't think you watch wrestling but I do think you should be aware of Divine Dominion, a tag team of Big Ladies who could easily carry swords. Inspiration for you.
When i find things like this it's one of the few times i hate being single because I need someone to send this to so I can hear that despairing sigh of "you send me things that are so stupid yet somehow I still find you attractive"
when i'm getting up to my bullshit and annoying everyone #aewdynamite
i took him off the keyboard when he was stomping around and he is mad
when you've been saying some dumb bullshit and I am about to say some even dumber bullshit #aewdynamite
Palworld is hilarious because you'll do a random dungeon and suddenly be in The Pit and the Pendulum.
Also love this, you're never gonna beat Miu but goddammit you gotta get up and keep fighting. #tjpw
Shout to the old guy ringside at the #tjpw match in the Cavs jersey
...I mean a DUI is serious but I don't think we needed to deport him.
Making my sub pick between the new collar and the knockoff Lego IL-2 Sturmovik.