Oppiz @ Gencon 26
@oppizphoenix
Him/Them, Pansexual Gray Ace A Phoenix birb. Probably into V word stuff, gamer nerd and birdbrain! Occasionally spicy content. Pokemon Master/Monster Hunter/Potion Flinger/Plushie Snuggler/Goodra Simp 540 years/Ohio Mated to @blackstarbatty.bsky.social
Ah yea, my favorite trope upon working a midnight and coming back to work after 4 hours of sleep Families with multiple screaming children that will not deal with them.
Mm I dont wanna go work a midnight tonight. We're gonna not be busy for this at all Some Pokemon come catch me instead ok
Anyways i guess I'm going to Worlds/XP as a non-staff member which honestly might be better since I get to run around like an idiot and see all the pokemon things (and please have the Dragonite/Ampharos/starter costumed characters I will scream)
You should stuff me in your plush suit at the next con I'm at as a treat
Hey you remember that time I told you that a big nergi lady would destroy you guys? Wanna get dive bombed...?~ 🖌️ t.me/smutthound
Legal obligation to Goodra post Because I’m in a mood and this is my hyperfixation
Lets be fuckin honest ALL of us wanna see him suplex that fucking train
but what happens if I use the TF spell to remove it from the field....?
Yeah sure why not Chances are I might not have an opinion if I haven’t played it but I’ll do my best
Imagine getting got by this lazy fucker But seriously imagine it I can make it happen
Now we have a real snuggle spot. Get in here. :) 🖌️ @blurthefur.com
Ok did another thing Still challenged myself to try not to do the same thing twice
Did the thing. A LOT of these could go in multiple categories but I intentionally didn't clone any to maximize. I also wasn't sure if "Overrated/Overhated" were "favorites" in those categories so yeah.
with priority I find some way to sac this to recur it from my graveyard infinitely I'm sure I can find something....
consider the following: 1.) you drink this 2.) you become extremely soft 3.) you squish me 4.) you cuddle me 5.) you find some random way to put me inside of you 6.) you do that 7.) profit
I saw coils and aphrodisiac smoke and shamelessly offer tribute >.>
Honestly this is where I really wanna be right now (complete with all the stuff I mentioned the other day, cool side pillow interior, internal belly squishing….) Yup
Shouldn’t be as hard to get these as it is. But the Dragonite collection continues doing well…
My Xyris deck didn’t pass TSA security Had to get bag checked Valid tbh he’s pretty dangerous